Grandma

My grandma's seriously beginning to freak me out. She's 87, I repeat, 87. I have been living with her for around 12 years. And today, she called me when she saw me. Below is our conversation, in Hokkien. But I shall translate it.

grandma - G
Me - L

G : When did you come? Why didn't call me?
L : *Wtf* I have been living with you for close to ten years ah ma....
G : Ooorrhhh....

*Moment of silence*

G : Who is your father??
L : *WTF* My father is Charlie lar! Your son ah ma.. 4th son!!
G : Ooooorrhh...

*Moment of silence*

G : Why your father so fast die???
L : AHHHHHH CHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOUCH WOOD TOUCH WOOD! HAVEN'T DIE!!
G : Haven't die ar???? Oooorrrrhhh...

*Moment of silence*

G : Where are you siblings? Die or not yet???
L : *WTF* NOT YET!!!!! My brother in Singapore now ah ma.. he just got married. You went to his wedding dinner..
G : No lar.. I didn't go. Your aunt everything also didn't tell me. Sometimes I think also want to cry.
L : *-_____-"""""*

She really cried. Fuck.

G : Your father also really ar... why marry a mistress??
L : Har??? Mistress?????? *WTF*
G : Yalar.. that young woman living with us. Got a baby somemore...
L : Ah ma.. that one is Ah Siang's wife. Your granddaughter-in-law lar.... baby is your great-grandson.
G : Ooorrhhh.....

L : *Pek Chek. Why liddat?*

G : I want to go back to Batu Pahat...
L : Here is Batu Pahat.
G : Nonsense!! I don't believe you.
L : *wtf*

If these are not signs of dementia/senility or whatever you call it... what shall I do??

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I seriously can't stand Tmnet @ streamyx these few days. I think I rename it as 'Steamyx'.

Why?

With these kind of connection....

They sure are making government's efforts come true.

I can't even open a browser webpage at times, and other times it takes forever to load.

So how are the rakyat going to download porn -____-""" All bullshit lar.

No, I do not watch porn.

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Recently some wiseguy said 'Bahasa Rojak sucks' and say want to fine RM1000 to billboards and signboards with BR.

The fuck is their problem.

Go open the 'Kamus Dewan'. Flip through the entire dictionary. HOW MANY WORDS COME FROM ENGLISH???????????????????????????????????

And then there is the idea of direct translation.

Section - Seksyen
Television - televisyen
Population - Populasi
Insulation - Insulasi

So.......

Masturbation is what? Masturbasi or Masturbasyen??

Turn on TV3 and watch the news. Listen to the people they interview.

"Tak lar JAM sangat.. tadi ada ACCIDENT.. tapi nak balik agak SMOOTH lar.."

Its going to take forever to crush out bahasa rojak. Its a sign of multicultural society. It happens when one is shitty in both languages, mixed together only can talk smoothly. Because some words are hard to be spoken in English, and same goes for bahasa, so people mix them. Simple.

Come on lar.. RM1000 fine?? Traffic offense the most also RM300. And at times it involves a human life. You guys can't even decide on an appropriate punishment. And you people were the ones who introduced 'MyKad' and such.
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Current plan for post-SPM adventures.

6-11th December - Go KL, if got time I want go Kuala Gandah!!
19th/20th - around 27th December - Go S'pore

After that... most prob NS. Then apply to study everywhere.

Then fuck.

I don't know what's going to happen man.

Anybody from those two places wanna meet up?? Get the form from me :D 'Sila isi borang' lol
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Remember what I said about something screwed up with friendster?

It happened again.

First, I couldn't log in. No idea why. Then I had to copy-paste my password and email, then I got in. Funny, I typed in correctly for 20 times also cannot login.

Then, I have 6 guys requesting to be my friends.

6!

It was 5!!!!

DAMN IT PEOPLE I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I know prob they are trying to be friendly. But in friendster, I do not add people whom I do not know. Because friendster's there for me to keep in touch with people I know!!

I know I do not look feminine, only very masculine. That could only mean those 6 guys are
1 ) Admirers
2 ) Gay
3 ) The usual fuckers who go 'I know you but you dunno me'

Sick... ugh.....
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Whatever is wrong with Blogger. Too full is it..... observe..

Crap.

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That's all for now. Buai :D