Quiz

Your house has two toilets that you can use.

Situation : You are in a very urgent need to use the bathroom for some multimillion business with the toilet bowl. Both toilets are occupied. One woman in each. One is grandma, One is my aunt. Both can spend up to 20 minutes in the toilet bathing.

What do you do?

I know I came down back to the computer to blog about this =/

AND THEY ARE STILL NOT DONE OMG

Strangeness

People are strange. Period.

Why? Hehehehe, more firing. People find things they aren't used to either to be funny/mad/indecent/heresy. Take Zhi Wei and me for example. One too much stress, and one more stress on the negative side. Both equally crazy. Add together, and you get philosophers. And people look at us and go, "Hey they are funny, but they are mad. The things they say are indecent, and I suspect they are practicing occultism. " '_' And no, nobody accused us of the heresy/occultism thing yet.

So.. is fuck a foul word? I don't think so. Its a verb, and an universal english word. It can be a verb, a pronoun, an adjective whichever way you use it. For e.g.

Fuck you! - Fuck is a verb here.
Fucking Ass! - Fuck(ing) is an adjective.

Point clear?

Anyway, I logged in to Zorpia, which I never bothered to do in a very long time. Friendster is maddening enough. The first thing I saw in 'rate a Zorpian' section is a quite cute girl. I was like, "WOW! let's check it out!"

So.. went to her homepage. Blablabla.. wtf favourite books written as 'Megazine'.

Then, I saw on the comments. This guy was like 'Hey, all the songs you listed as your favourite is my favourite too!' So i decided to check it out. Scroll up to her profile again.

Favourite Music : All Love Songs.

'_'....?

Alright, this is a novelty. I know this kind of profile entry exists everywhere, but finding this desperate guy trying to con the young girl.. trying to assosiate himself with her through this way?????

@nD | dOn'T UnDeRsTaNd wHy Pe0P|e mUsT tYpE |iKe Th|s. ITS FREAKING ANNOYING OKAYAYYYY??????

So I consulted My Master, Master Oh Bee Want. Master Oh Bee, the moment he saw me he was like..

'What'sup mah bitches?'

So I told him what I thought of people, stupid people who likes to act cute, take 50+ photos of every imaginable side of their faces, post it up on friendster, forwarding chain mails that was dated 2 years ago, putting lame and corny love stories in bulletins, TyPiNg LiKe ThIs, and spelling their names like this '~*@xXLeslieXx@*~', and like to post corny stuff on the MSN like 'I will love you forever,' to nobody in apparent.

I remember one of my contacts put their nick '*insert name, I can't remember who!* - I miss you all the time, think of you all the time, I love you so much that I can't stop thinking of you.' Then, in the bar.. it read.. 'Doing assignment. Non-stop assignment. No time to chat or think about anything else ler'.

'_'...........?

Master Oh Bee scratched his balls for a moment, then admitted he did not know. This question rocked his balls so hard he couldn't think.

So.. I was shocked. All-knowing Master Oh Bee, friend of the penguins did not have the answer! But he asked me to approach Master Soda.


Master Soda was happy to see me as usual. The first thing he saw me, he read my mind. Then he said ( in thick carbonated drink bubbling sound )..

"Yes, Girls who exercise, I like them too! The Best their legs are!" Wtf...

So I asked him the questions I asked Master Oh Bee. Master Soda said..

"Fuckers they are. Ignore you must." And I was stumped! Master Soda said something that was completely pointless yet makes sense! And I was so enlightened I couldn't breathe, I could only wheeze and cough.

Master Soda, Master of Master Oh Bee indeed. He definitely lives up to his reputation.

More strangeness. Whenever I see any place needing 'Word Verification' before I can post anything, I always laugh. Because it always says 'Type in the bar as seen in the picture' and I will go like 'Wtf how do you type it in orange, sinusodial shape, and having all sorts of triangular, square and circlular shapes floating around'?

In conclusion : I have trial exams tomorrow and I am wasting time here updating. Wtf.. I amaze myself, as usual.

Note : Pictures taken from www.cuteoverload.com.

Freaky!

Lemme ask you whether this is freaky or not.

On friday night ( 18th August 2006 ), I went to the prefect's year end dinner at Landmark Hotel. Most of the prefects were there, and it was truly a fun night. With friends, eating together, teachers not catching our long hair for once.. photo taking..

So the principal, GPK 1, GPK koko was there. And our beloved prefect's teacher Puan Radzah looked pretty that night xD

So.. we all were in a very high state. Principal also very high. We all first asked the GPK koko up to sing a duet with the PIBG guy from our school. =/ And as usual, for men up to age 55, its 90% the song, 'My Way'.

Then we all wanted to get the principal up by yelling him to sing, Puan Radzah shot us a glare and a NO-NO look. DO it and you DIE! So we all siao siao.. sit down quietly. Then Principal saw puan Radzah glaring at us, and he yelled 'Puan Radzah mau nyanyi??'. Wtf.. asshole betul. His image to me is worse each day.

And the next thing i know? The next day, they told me my GPK koko passed away.

WTF!@(#&!*$%!&%$!@#???????????????????????? ANd he was there the night before, eating with us happily.

'_' some of us began swearing. Why him and why not the principal xD.. what lar haha.. but then, his sudden death really shocked us all. Apparently, badminton killed two of my teachers already, including Mr Abdul Rahman, my GPK koko. He was only around.. 50? After playing badminton, he collapsed and died of a massive heart attack. Didn't even reach the hospital. Poor guy. What can I say? May he be at peace now.

Zhi Wei's in Aussie. And he's enjoying stressing himself while there. '_' What lar wei.. forget your trials lar.. once in a lifetime man..

According to Zhi Wei..
The food he ate there is no where near Malaysian food. And his foster family ( the guys only, male male!! ) *swears like water*. haha xD When I asked my aunt's opinion about this, she exclaimed loudly "What has the Ministry done man!!"

THat's all I guess, until then, adios!

My MSN chat logs..

Today I am featuring my MSN chat logs. Only three of them :)

*update : since the font colour is screwed, and I am lazy to find out how to change it.. highlight it to read it *

First up is with Aisyah, I only saved a small portion of it.

-[oneaisyah]- says:

what r u doing

[Leslie] says:

breathing

[Leslie] says:

producing CO2 for the plants to complete the photosynthesis process

-[oneaisyah]- says:

facsinating .

[Leslie] says:

yeah i know

The next two is with Zhi Wei.

[Leslie] says:

eh

[Leslie] says:

you completed your Dublin essay and did not bother to show me

[Leslie] says:

some friend

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

you didn't ask

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

aisyah ASKED.

[Leslie] says:

DO I HAVE TO ASK!

[Leslie] says:

T KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

HOW I KNOW LA

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

SOMETIMES I ASK THEN YOU SAY

[Leslie] says:

T SORT OF EXCUSE IS THAT!

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

"LIKE I CARE"

[Leslie] says:

I HAVE TO ASK!@

[Leslie] says:

!@&#!@#$

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

POTATO LA

[Leslie] says:

you should go like

[Leslie] says:

'Oh great leslie, i have completed an essay, may i show it to you now'

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

even if my ass is on fire i won't do that

[Leslie] says:

OF COURSE YOU WON'T DO THAT IF YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE YOU IDIOT

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

THATS WHY

[Leslie] says:

SO YOU MUST DO IT WHILE YOUR ASS IS NOT ON FIRE

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT PENGUINS DONT EAT POTATOES?!

[Leslie] says:

YES I KNOW

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

THAT"S WHY I DIDN"T TELL YOU

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

COS PENGUINS

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

DONT EAT

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

POTATOES!

[Leslie] says:

BUT PENGUINS BREATHE

[Leslie] says:

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU MUST TELL ME

[Leslie] says:

BECAUSE

[Leslie] says:

PENGUINS

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

PENGUINS DONT HAVE PETROL EITHER

[Leslie] says:

BREATHE

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

THEY DONT NEED TO PAY THE STUPID 30 CENTS

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

AND THEN I REALLY DONT LIKE THAT RAPPER 50 CENT

[Leslie] says:

AND BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY 30 CENTS!

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

COS HE CALLS HIMSELF 50 CENT INSTEAD OF 50 CENTS

[Leslie] says:

YOU MUST SHOW ME YOUR ESSAY AND GROVEL!

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF AN INSULT IS THAT TO THE PLURAL WORDS IN ENGLISH!?!!!

[Leslie] says:

YES I KNOW AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU MUST SHOW ME

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

MASHED POTATOES ARE IN HEAVEN

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

negaraku

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

tanah tumpahnya darahku

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

rakyat hidup

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

bersatu dan maju

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

rahmat bahagia

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

tuhan kurniakan

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

raja kita

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

selamat bertaktha

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

*takhta

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

terima kasih banyak banyak

[Leslie] says:

eh

[Leslie] says:

everyone who is depressed and find life meaningless

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

kertas jadikan koyak-koyak

[Leslie] says:

should have a look at our conversation

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

arnab suka makan lobak

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

dan tak akan makan katak'

[Leslie] says:

katakan tak

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

katak hidup bawah tempurung

[Leslie] says:

katakan tak nak

[Leslie] says:

sekarang jugak

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

tiap tiap hari tunjuk muka yang murung

[Leslie] says:

nanti saya cakap terima kasih manyak manyak

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

sebelum hujan sediakan payung

[Leslie] says:

kacang lupakan kulit

[Leslie] says:

kalah jadi abu menang jadi arang

۰ ﺝhﺄ Ŵﻉί ۰ le stelle cantano la canzone dei angeli says:

something yung

Yes I know its freaking long. Here's the second one.

[Leslie] says:

s'up

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

sdown

[Leslie] says:

penguins up

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

polar bears down

[Leslie] says:

yes yes..

[Leslie] says:

s'left

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

sright

[Leslie] says:

roti canai left

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

rotibomright

[Leslie] says:

yes yes..

[Leslie] says:

s'middle

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

nono

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

sbetween

[Leslie] says:

teh tarik middle

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

milo ais between

[Leslie] says:

good good

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

bad bad

zhi wei ۰ it's easy to make perfect mistakes. ۰ says:

sFUCK

[Leslie] says:

I JUST TYPED IT LOLLLLLLLLLL

The point here is......................................................................

......................................

.........

........................

There is no point xD Just to waste your time!

Screwed up..

First and foremost, people! Here I officially launch a mogok against Dickson's blog because he used the photo I found to attract girls without crediting me nor sharing with me the chicks he attracted. Dickson suck!! Down with Dick!!

Right on to this post.

The PM has mentioned, bloggers beware. You might get arrested for 'menimbulkan isu sensitif' and criticisms are allowed only if they are constructive. So here I am to criticize.

If you have the time.. log on to www.tutor.com.my. Supposedly, a Malaysian site prepared to help students. Look through the EST paper.

You will find that ;
1) The passages suck. The questions even suckier.
2) The sample answers suck.
3) WTF they used 'If U want to maintain health.. U should..'
4) The title is 'Promoting Liver Health'. They start talking about kidneys and body.
5) Sample essay answers suck.
6) This is an essay question. Given three ( the fulcrum.. bla bla ) machine parts ( or systems, whatever they called them ), form a machine compound with two of them. My question. Machine for what? HOW THE HELL DO I FORM A MACHINE THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ITS PURPOSE FOR!@#$??$?@?$?!@$#!&@%#$

And the EST subject. Its decent, but the thing is, the it can be improved. A lot more space for that. Either that, or abolish it completely. Start by getting people with decent English mastery and good Scientific knowledge to form a proper syllabus, instead of randomly popping around current issues. AND FOR GODS SAKE RELATE THE ARTICLE TO THE TITLE!!!!!!

Done ranting.

Onwards.

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Very Slight
Dysthymia:	High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Very Slight
Cyclothymia:	Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Slight
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

Took the test Bee took. Not very accurate. Certain questions ( something like ) like 'are you feeling sad' and such, well, I couldn't answer them. Why?

Because : I don't have a life. And because I don't have a life, I don't care.

Thing is, no answer option for 'don't care'. So I picked no =/

Symptoms for Cyclothymia and Dysthymia from the site too.

This is for Cyclothymia.

Hypomanic Phase

• Excessive confidence and self-esteem
• Reduced ability to concentrate, easily distracted
• Sleep difficulties, excessive energy
• Heightened irritability
• Reduced inhibitions, may make foolish decisions
• Hypomania lasts between several days and several weeks

Depressive Phase

• Feelings of inadequacy, low self-confidence
• Difficulty falling asleep, unrestful sleep
• Fatigue, lack of energy
• Negative thinking, feelings of guilt and sadness
• Loss of interest in formerly enjoyable activities
• Depression lasting between several days and several weeks

This is for Dysthymia.

Symptoms of Dysthymia

• Long-term depression, sadness, anxiety
• Fatigue, difficulty falling asleep or waking and not being able to fall back asleep
• Problems with memory or concentration
• Low self-esteem, guilt, or negative thinking; self-critical
• Depression seems part of one's personality, gloomy, no joy
• Unable to remember last time one was happy, confident, or inspired
• Unexpected weight loss or gain, eating problems
• Symptoms present for over two years

Go figure.

Some people don't understand what I mean by not having a life.

Lemme explain here.

My life has practically been drawn out in the modern day society. In fact, this applies to almost every individual who thinks they have a life. Anyway, this is the basic guidelines to lead your time in this world.

Age 1~3 : Enjoy life as the Emperor
Age 4~24 : Start studying, tuition, learn piano, learn this learn that, must win others, tuition must more, study must more, results must be better, get scholarships and be a successful doctor/lawyer/engineer/accountant. Whatever happened to farming, cattle raising and other agricultural activities?? You people think the meat you eat fell from the sky ar?

Age 24~60 : Start work. Work work work. Money Money Money. Sex Sex Sex. Then Pension.

Age 60 onwards : Be a parasite leeching your kids until you die, or be treated as one and get dumped away.

Age 0~death : MUST KEEP IN TIME! in time for school, in time for work, in time to sleep.... there is even a guideline at a time that says what time to have sex. wtf?

My idea of life :
Age 1~7 : Enjoy
Age 7~11 : Be taught the basics of local languages and basic science.
Age 11~20 : Given a choice to learn whatever skills I want minus the competition.
Age 20~60 : Be able to enjoy work, have a great social life, get a wife who suits me very well and the money can fuck themselves. Who cares about money =/ I prefer health and food and sex.

Age 60 onwards : Enjoy life again, living off own savings. If kid feels generous, he can raise me.

Smething like that lar.. I never had to lead that kind of life before. COmplete freedom. never know whether it will work.
I suppose in the course of advancements.. we dump our life away and replace it with a zeal for comfort. Nobody seems interested in finding out the truth.

So lemme post a few questions here.
1) What if the entire galactic system around us is but an electron of a molecule?
2) So we are advancing. Where are we going towards?
3) Define time.
4) Where do we go after we die?

I suppose that's it. Its time to sleep * fuck it *. I just don't seem to care.. do I?
I am not happy.. I am not sad.. I don't even know my emotions anymore. =/ It all seems fleeting. Doesn't change anything.

Kooky. oh wait.. normal for me =/ stuff

Weird stuff that I have done/encountered so far in my life.. as far as i can remember anyway..

1. Buying chicken rice. I ordered "Boss, chicken rice don't want chicken."

2. Going to the local cinema with my bro. The show was rated 18SG. My bro bought tickets at the counter, and he said 'I adult, 1 child'. go figure.. the best part was the fellow at the ticket counter gave my bro the tickets xD

3. Ordered ORANGE sauced fried chicken and LEMON sauced fish fillet. The fried chicken came in yellow colour, tastes like lemon, and the fish fillet came in orange colour, and tastes like shit.

4. NILAM period in my school timetable.

5. Why when one person starts to hype up about Korean soaps, everyone starts to type Korean 'I love you' or 'Saranghae' with Korean alphabets in their MSN, or literally everywhere.

6. Zhi Wei

7. I never study when my aunt is around. This is because her very presence gives pressure and she sometimes makes a lot of noise. So I study when she is not around. And I play computer games when she is around. So when she is around and I am on the computer, she scolds me. =/

8. My niece. She was running around the house, singing seriously out of tune, screaming away, and when her sister came downstairs rather noisily she yelled at her sister 'Don't be so noisy lar!!' *nieces aged 8 and 6*

9. I kena spyware recently. The funny thing is... the spyware makes pop-ups when I access the net. They say 'Your computer may be infected. Buy antispyware today.'

10. Some girls.. they are so weird.. girls are weird :S

That's all I can remember for now. :)

Kooky stuff that I feel like doing.

1. When filling a form, try to write these.

Name : *your name* add 'the greatest' or anything you deem suitable
Address : write there, "Mr."
Sex : Always
Date : Call me anytime if you are an attractive female
Time : Check your watch and tell me.
Age : younger than you, older than your daughter
signature : F*ck you ( as in, signature phrase )
Current status : Dead
Marriage status : to my computer
Previous Job : Procrastinator Expert. Gets things done immediately.
Health Status : Lame
Blood type : Do I have a choice?