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Professor Leslie shall discuss about overall happiness and health today.

Professor Leslie has read in Reader's Digest, January 2007 edition that eccentrics are generally happier people!

According to Dictionary.com ( my browser's cranking up on me like it has ED. I am using Internet Explorer to update. Sabrina helped me find the actual description for the word )

Eccentric means
6. a person who has an unusual, peculiar, or odd personality, set of beliefs, or behavior pattern.

In Professor Leslie's words, someone who doesn't make sense.

Wow, its been proven that NOT making sense actually helps make you happier! NOT making sense has the same effects as chocolates! Which makes sense because eating chocolates are NOT making any sense!!

Alright, so this is a community message by Professor Leslie.

It is easy to make sense. But you find it difficult to NOT make sense. And do you know that a lot of jokes that are damn funny don't make sense?

Of course, you might feel self conscious to make sense all the time. But let me tell you this, making sense does not make sense. Our earliest ancestors bonk each other on the head with a hard and heavy item as greeting. You think they are uncivilized? They think you full of shit.

Therefore making sense is extremely subjective. When everyone in the world starts to NOT make sense, the world will be a happier place!

So, start a simple goal to NOT make sense at least once everyday! It lowers your blood pressure, promotes health and overcomes Erectile Dysfunction!

Here are a few suggestion of how to NOT make sense and have people scrambling to take your temperature!

1 ) Start your day feeling senseless! Get down the stairs and see your mother preparing breakfast, rush towards her and give her a hug, then turn back and say "MUM YOU SCARE THE BEJABBERAHSKDsalSAE OUT OF ME!! I LOVE YOU MUM!"

2 ) Go out in the streets, grab a hose and spray the person in front of you. Then smile and say 'Happy new day!'

3 ) Buy a ktm ticket and throw it in the tracks then get arrested and laugh it off

4 ) Cry because there's a plate of roasted chicken on your dinner table. Lament and overdramatize on how the chicken could have led a happier life filled with hens and lots of sex.

5 ) Say hi and hug your tree everyday ( hey this actually is true you know )

6 ) Get downstairs, see you father who is reading the newspaper, snatch the newspaper from him and give him a kiss on his cheek then slam the newspaper back in his face.

7 ) And of course, run around naked in your own room. Take a video and send it to me. I mentioned this in my previous post.

These are but 7 simple ways to NOT make sense. An unwritten, but now written way is to type a blog post such as this that does NOT make any sense at all.

Damnit, I feel happier already