Sunday, June 24, 2007

Interesting

This post featured shall be an interesting post on interesting quotations for interesting people by interesting Professor Leslie and other interesting personalities!

I shall start off a few quotes that you can quote from me, and then I shall make up many many more quotes!

Remember, hazardous to your mental health, but otherwise makes you a happier person.

Here goes!

1)"And so the short and fat thumb looks at the tall, slim and slender middle finger and says,"
'At least when I am pointed up, the hand sign means Good! And when you're pointed up, it means 'DICK!'" - Professor Leslie, addressing the issue of inequalities in the world to Aimee. Similiarly it can be used to comfort (wo)men who are depressed about their weight and are jealous of those tall, slim and slender models.

2)"Damn it!" - An ant on Professor Leslie's table, after it was squashed mercilessly with a rampaging eraser.

3)"There's something wrong with all the peanut butter in the world, I bet its witches work!" - Anthony Mosse

4)"Takes one day to change a person, and one millenia to make him/her realize he/she has changed. And when you actually convinced him/her that he/she has changed, he/she changes again." - Professor Leslie, blabbering mindlessly

5)"All it takes is one prod for your entire grand project to collapse.." - Professor Leslie acting sadistic against himself when he was building a tall tower made out of Lego.

6)"Confucius is confused!" - Anthony Mosse

7)Isaac Newton did not say 'Gravity!' when the apple hit his head. More likely 'Ouch!'

8)"Money can't buy anything, but without money you can't buy a thing!" - Chinese saying

9)"No sex?" - Professor Leslie, in any nonchalant question that has nothing to do with nothing

10)To people who said that pornography is a form of art, why don't you paint pandas having intercourse? - In relation to the not-so-recent panda-porn method to get the Chinese pandas to do captive breeding

11)"Up until now, I always thought God Almighty was without any failures. Until I saw him/her.." - Professor Leslie, commenting on people who like to act like fuckers.

12)"Kut-ca-let, Kut-ca-let, BRITNEY SPEARS!!" - Span Miux Seluar Segi Empat

13)"They all fucker de!" - Christopher Kek

14)"EXPLODE!" - Lee Zhi Wei, practically everytime he is asked a question

15)"Eeeeee so damn cute/nice/whateveradjective" - Sim Bee Bee. Special emphasis on the word 'Damn'

15 interesting quotes. Feel free to quote those by Professor Leslie or Anthony Mosse, others please seek permission first from relevant parties ok? And do put a credit to whomever you are quoting. Don't make it into your own quote!!

Disclaimer : Any truth or coincidental saying is merely coincidental and accidental and unintentional.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHA! leslie! this is so bloody ingenious! how the fuck can you remember all these things that has escaped your mulut. and OTHER PEOPLE's muluts.

nothing better to remember is it!

you want to come for my carnival?

-aima