Crusade?

Professor Leslie's tentative plan to kill the stupid people in the world.

This is the crusade against stupidity.
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Step 1

Start a random group in facebook. Any name will do. For example, 'Kill people who brush their teeth while taking a shower', 'Kill people over the age of 8 and still can't fucking use a toilet properly' or 'Kill people who do stupid quizzes in facebook'.

Step 2

Start a chainmail in MSN and facebook. Tell everyone to join and forward to everyone in their contacts. If they do not, they will die by midnight. If they do, they will be blessed with whatever they want.

Insert random story about random boy's name who didn't believe and died horribly. Insert extra random story about random girl who died horribly for extra firepower to convince people.

Step 3

As admin of the group, begin ordering people around. Spread rumours that a group of assasins work for you, and you have ties with the underworld and the dark lord himself. If they do not obey, you will employ hackers to find out where they live via their facebook account and insert some technical computer jargons to confuse them and make yourself sound convincing.

Now begin telling them to commit suicide subtly, one by one. Make sure it cannot be blamed on you. Publicize each death beyond sensational level. Manipulate data to make your chain mail extremely credible now. You should get a steady source of new members while you steadily kill off old ones.

Step 4

When you find that the number of members joining has trickled to zero, you have probably killed off all the stupid people. Next, aim at application code writers. Use above mentioned steps 1-3, using all the deaths of the stupid people as leverage.

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This is bullshit. But can someone try this? And tell me whether it will work ahaha