Saturday, February 21, 2009

Update!

Professor Leslie has a new theory. Its about human intelligence.

First, let me illustrate what intelligence is by giving you incomprehensible and incorrigible examples, analogies and bullshit.

Imagine a fixed value 'x' (oh its mathematics now), assigned to intelligence. Note that 'x' is a constant.

Now, let us say, the more intelligence we have, the more functions we are able to do.

Which explains how the first humans managed to survive. There's only one man and woman. And they managed to survive by finding food and reproduce (imagine that! One man hunter vs. a dinosaur)

This is because the man had 'x' divided by 2 units of intelligence. Meaning he can do half the things ever possible for human, because he's smart enough. So he's smart, he can kill a T-rex by himself without brawn (but lets just add the brawn to make it more realistic). So the first man is a muscular and smart man who can kill a T-rex with his bare hands (what part of intelligence comes in anyway.. but this is proven by absolutely nothing).

Fast forward a lot. Today we have 7 billion people in the world.

Which means...

You have 'x' divided by 7 billion units of intelligence. Note that 'x' is not infinity.

Simply said, you are getting stupider as we multiply.

Which explains why people go into 'specialization', meaning you 'can only perform one task which somehow passes the bottom line of bullshit retarded job done at a single time'.

So if we extrapolate the non-existent graph, soon humans will have .. lets say an infinitesimal value of intelligence unit per person.

No more multitasking. Too difficult. Specialization brought to a new level.

One group of humans to work. One group of humans to do nothing. One group of humans to screw everyone up and reproduce. One group of retarded humans can only complain.

So which means the more people we have, the stupider we are.

I don't know about you, but I am opting for the group to reproduce.

Damn I feel stupider by the minute already, people stop fucking around!!

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After a long long hiatus because I was too busy doing nothing, I shall update about my life.

In less than 12 hours I am flying to Auckland.

Yes unfortunately I am coming back. After 4 years. Till then, I shall be (probably) updating this blog (maybe) frequently with (perhaps) the most enthusiasm.

Oh by the way, I registered a skype id to make free calls to my family and friends (why does Digi put friends first anyway)

Its prof_leslie.

Yes I know its a nice id. Thank you.

2 comments:

chelseaorange said...

HAHAHAHA i knew you'd update before you left.

i'd want to be in the specialized group where people do nothing but try to reproduce. only i'd try to retard my uterus, so there can only be failed attempts. mmm.

ugh.

Anonymous said...

fuh my number 1 supporter