More school stupid stuff

Yes. I have come to realize my school teachers have a talent for saying dumb stuff. And mostly they are man. And so far, they are all Malays o_O And they have a talent for making students do extra work.

Ever since my school's GPK koko passed away, we were without a teacher or senior assistant in charge of cocurriculum. So recently, because of Pertandingan Sekolah Cemerlang, which my school miraculously won for god-knows-how-many years, they simply elected a teacher to tidy up the cocurriculum reports. And he called us, US, we who have retired from our posts, back to fill in the spaces of what they initially told us 'Tak payah isi'. What the fuck man..

First one guy tells us to do it. A second guy comes along and says we did it differently. A third says it should be another way, and both the first were wrong. The fourth comes and say no need to do at all. And now, the fifth comes along and say must do. So I think altogether we have submitted the same reports like... 4 times? Maybe 5.

Anyway, back to the main point. Stupid things these Malay-men-teachers say. Don't think I am racist. Chinese-men-teachers are full of shit too. Some of them are even a bit sissified. That scares me.

This new teacher being charged of koko said, we must all fill in the report books. And apparently, he only had a few of these reports in his hands. That means many did not hand up. And this is what he says.

"Bagi yang ada buku, sila isi dan hantar selewat-lewatnya waktu rehat ( wtf ). Bagi yang tak ada buku, anda carilah di mana-mana saya pun tak tahu mana."

For those having difficulties understanding Malay language, its literal meaning is 'You find it wherever-I-do-not-know-where'

And again, my principal has made himself into a joke for students =/ He called us to start lecturing us about the trial exam results. 5Science1, my class did very well. And he just had to call everyone and scold the low achievers, which of course are only two or three.

So we sat there for like.. 30-40 minutes listening to him making a fool of himself. And he was being a total asshole. Lemme quote him on a few matters.

Principal scolding a few low achieving students.
"Awak tahu tak awak semua ini Jebon-Jebon ini yang memalukan sekolah?"

And we were like, wtf is Jebon-Jebon????? The fuck is the old man talking about?
So I asked a couple of my Malay friends. And yeah, I tried to find it in Kamus online, but no results.

Apparently "Jebon" is a Bigfoot-like monster in a Malay legend or something. =/

And then, furthermore...

Principal scolding a few low achieving students.
"Awak semua ini memalukan tahu tak? Tetapi hal ini bukan memalukan!"

You go figure. I never understood a single fucking word he says.

Principal scolding everyone with good grades for no apparent reason.
"Awak semua pelajar aliran Sains Tulen ini memalukan. Awak semua ambil aliran Sains, tetapi matapelajaran Sainslah yang paling banyak gagal. Contohnya, 5 S 1."

*Flips through analysis paper of my class*
*Gives a "Omg-wtf-nobody-failed-any-science-subjects-in-5S1"*

"Er.... 5 Sains 1 sangat baik."

This goes to show that, he knows nothing, or maybe a little fucking idea about the students' results.

Scold us for not going to class. Keep calling us away from class.

And then, I have a Malay friend. His name is Shafique. Some of you might know him as the first speaker for HSBP debate team. Anyway, he is taking Chinese paper for SPM. So the asshole principal is shocked. The Chinese teacher asked him to talk to the 15 students who are taking Chinese, but likes to skip class because she is such an asshole.

"Shafique???? Shafique awak ambil bahasa Cina? Awak ini Melayu tulen ker.. Melayu kocai?"

Fuck you lar. Malay take Chinese means not pure Malay ar? This is Malaysia. You guys are the ones saying equality for all races. And now you say this kind of fuck thing. =/ Its damn offensive towards Shafique.

I think they are screwed.

And regarding the Pertandingan Sekolah Cemerlang ( PSC ) I seriously doubt my school's victory. The entire year, the school is like shit. But when PSC comes along, the management starts forcing everyone to clean up the class, force us to buy fucking greeting cards ( WAJIB RM 6 YOU KNOW!!??? ) then use the money to 'beautify ( like shit ) the school and everything at the last moment. Then on the day the inspectors come along, the management warns us beforehand "No funny business or your ass will be imploded".

I don't think we deserve PSC. We deserve Oscar Acting Award more.

Tell me honestly, friends from other schools. Do we share the same fate in school? I am curious.