For starters...
This is my bro, Willie Ng @ Ng Wee Lee, and his fiance Jesslyn... uh... oh fuck. I am such a failure. I don't even know my sis-in-law's full name. Aiyah, Jesslyn something lar!! Anyway, in case you have difficulty telling genders apart, the one on the left is my bro. Eh wait, I think my bro's the one on the right.
Anyway, this is the new couple pouring champagne after 'cutting' the cake. The cake is a fake. Hey that rhymes. Anyway, some kid asked my bro after he came down. "Can I have some cake?" and my bro was 'Wtf the cake is a fake' lol. Damnit, cake is a fake. That sounds so cool.
This is my mum. She actually wore a gown that looks so great on her, some of us ( includng me ) thinks my mum outshone the bride. Wtf. Anyway, my mum loves singing. And she can sing. So, on my bro's wedding, my mum presented a few songs. At the reception some of the guests thought my mum was the bride. Wtf. Some asked her, 'Jit gei si sin niu ah si lao niu?' *translation - This is the bride ( Sin Niu, pronounced in such a way it sounds like new cow ) or the old cow ( old cow as in lao niu, you get the point. )? Its in Hokkien btw.
My bro seated, being forced to drink Chivas Regal. I was so fucked up when my bro said he cannot drink alcohol, and later my mum told me its because my bro said 'My wife told me not to'. Clockwise from the guy seated ( my bro ), the guy in striped red shirt is my cousin, the guy in black playing handphone is my cousin, beside my cousin is me, and the seated guy in red is my cousin. Ve are five bradder-cousins. Try and compare me and my bro. Some of them older guests said congrats to me. Wtf. They thought I was my brother. Do I really look so freaking alike with him???? Some even asked my mother after realizing their mistake, "How the fuck did you do it? Producing two identical sons! "
This is two mei nu(s). The one on the left is Hsu Lin, my sister. The one on the right is Eing Ling, my bro's childhood fiancee. Hehe, my mum's so cool. She knows she is stuck with Jesslyn for a daughter-in-law, whom she has not fully approved but close to, so she took the opportunity to shoot her for the last time. My mum loaded her triple barreled shotgun and shot Eing Ling, my bro and his wife in one go. Oh and my sister also gave herself an English name. Of all names, my sister named herself 'Jeslyn'.She went :
"Eing Ling ar!! This son promise to marry you when he was 8. Now he is getting married, but the bride is not you lehhhhhh~~!"
I went ( quietly ) :
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK!
Anyway, during the wedding, me and my two bro-cousins was so pitiful. We were each given a Chivas Regal and a bottle of 1.5l mineral water and asked by my mum and aunt to go around the 40 tables to pour the whisky for the guests. You know how heavy or not?? Then we didn't get to eat somemore. My bro did not drink alcohol that night even though we insisted like shit, I became the victim.
"On behalf of your brother, defend your family honour."
I hate that sentence. It caused two glasses of Chivas Regal down into my tummy. Fortunately, I possess some unknown alcoholics quality that I did not get drunk. Thanks to my dad, who drinks like crazy.
Sabrina Cheong, happy with the photos? :P There's more to come. Wait until I get the photos from the official photographer. Probably a few weeks. And there is another dinner in Singapore. The bride is Singaporean. My bro is Selat-Sunda-ian. In the middle of S'pore and Malaysia =/ So that is why there are two wedding dinners, one in M'sia for my bro's side and another one in S'pore for the bride's side.
Until then :D Sorry lar, I didn't appear so many times. Only once. :P But then main character not me, and I am not a vain pot like Dickson. So, can only get a small glimpse of me. I try and take one of me and my brother together in the same coloured suit in Singapore. You guys compare then.
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