Today Professor Leslie shall discuss about body parts. Consider this sexual education for the strangely naive and sex-ignorant people even at the age of 18 (yes, they do exist)
Professor thinks that since evolution is constantly occurring, then the following arguments should theoretically be possible eventhough unlikely (which means it won't happen)
The specific topic under body parts would be the protruding parts of our body (or some call it extremities if Professor is not mistaken).
For those of you who are thinking only of penis, go wash your brains.
Let's explore some of the vocabularies currently existing.
Protruding part number 1 : From head
We call it a horn. Somehow humans don't have horns, but we observe it in creatures like goats and such. We humans have nothing better to do, so we photostat this body part and copy it onto otherwise normal creatures to create abnormal creatures. Satan, Unicorns and John comes to mind. Nothing of interest here, just to highlight this part.
Protruding part number 2 : From teeth
We call it either a sabertooth, a fang or less accurately a tusk (screw technicalities, it is from the teeth if I say it is). Somehow humans don't have this also, or it is not obvious or does not function. Again, we copy and paste this feature onto other otherwise normal creatures to create strange monstrosities. Dracula and Zhi Wei comes to mind. Nothing of interest here, just to highlight this part.
Protruding part number 3 : From hands
We call them fingers. If you have not heard of them, take a look at your hand. Those wormlike things you use to grab things are your fingers. You should have ten of them, normally. Nothing of interest here, just to highlight this part.
Protruding part number 4 : From legs
We call them toes. You should have ten too. If you have not heard of them, look at your toes. If you can't see them, time to get some exercise. Nothing of interest here, just to highlight this part.
Protruding part number 5 : From your crotch (males only)
We call it a penis. Magical muscular wonder of males. Makes you wonder why God or evolution made this organ this way (Key and keyhole comes to mind). Funny if you think about it. Not funny if you kick it hard, or break it. Voted (in a nonexistent poll) as guys' most important part in the body, and its protruding out instead of protected by strong skeletal frame. If you are a guy and you think this part is dispensible, you are probably gay and seriously lack libido. Unless you are a hermaphrodite anyway.
Strangest part of a male body. Size is adjustable, though maximum size varies. Hardness adjustable, depending on environment. Displays attracting and attention to loving stroking. Very sensitive to heat, and obeys the Physical Law. Size becomes small when exposed to cold, and relaxes in a warm condition. Definitely should not be exposed to high temperature as permanent change is possible to occur. Serves multiple purposes like removing fluid waste and discharging reproduction cells.
*Funny how leisure activities are called rest and RECREATION
Protruding part number 6 : From fingers and toes
They are finger/toenails. Professor usually forgets/procrastinates to cut them. Not an essential part of the body, but can be useful in a few disgusting ways. Cleaning your teeth, digging your nose or ear comes to mind. Nothing of interest here, just to highlight this part.
Now, since we like to copy body parts and paste them on other creatures, lets have some fun and play some Spore on humans!
Imaginary protruding body parts on humans (all nouns)
1) From your ass
Professor Leslie deduces that should evolution take a naughty turn, what comes out from your ass should be cilia like little things. The reason we would ever need these would be to sweep away dust or dirt before we sit down. It should be called Jasons.
Example usage : Mr. A cleaned the chair with his Jasons before sitting down.
*Professor has just finished typing this part, and remembered there's such thing as a TAIL
** If shit comes to your mind, shit comes from asshole. Question answered.
2) From your knees
Professor Leslie can find no reason for any organ to protrude from the knees. But in all possibilities, parts coming out from knees should be sharp and hard. This is because in the midst of a fight/brawl, it will come in handy in giving a kick to the crotch (called something like boning of sorts). This part should be called a Christopher.
Example usage : Leslie used his christopher to severely damage Mr.B's testicles.
*Professor checked the dictionary, and 'boner' actually meant 'penis erection'. WTF?
3) From your neck
Professor Leslie can actually think of a reason to protrude a body part from your neck. To protect your windpipe (Though it seems unnecessary)! This offers protection from external forces (note :Star Wars) that will crush your neck with unseen powers. It should be like a rib cage as well. This part should be called an Aimee.
Example usage : Zhi Wei would have broken his neck if he didn't have his Aimee around his neck.
4) From your shoulderblades
They are called wings. Professor Leslie remembered this as he typed and is saying 'wtf' now.
5) From your chest
No, not boobs. Professor is thinking that people who do not like hugs might develop this body part. It should thus be hard and tough to deter people who give hugs. This part would be called a DVD (because I ran out of names)
Example usage : Since Alamak disliked hugs, he always kill people who hugs him with his DVD.
That is all from Professor today. If you feel bored, feel free to imagine other protrusions on your own.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Random random
Came across this forum the other day while surfing (yes I am that jobless). The topic in the thread was 'Homosexuals'. Basically they were discussing whether its right or wrong.
As usual, the religiously pious ones were saying its definitely a sin. Its wrong. Its unnatural.
Then came the brilliant reply.
"A car is also not natural. So car = sin?"
But anyway, Professor Leslie (resurrected at last) shall offer some opinions regarding homosexuality.
Animals do it too! And people of reknown like Alexander the Great and your idolized Spartans (imagine 300, many people wanna be like them) are said to be gay!
There is an interesting theory that got my attention. Homosexuality is a form of evolution too, in the face of a state of overpopulation. Basically what it means is..
People horny --> People have too much sex --> too many babies --> overpopulation --> people still horny, but too many people --> They have same gender sex! --> No babies! --> Horniness appeased but population under control --> problem solved
Professor Leslie feels that homosexuality is nothing wrong. It's fine if you are oriented that way (which I am not), as long as you do not disturb others who refuse you. Heck, its wrong even if a guy forces himself on a girl eh? So no issue there.
Due to the abscence of readers, Professor shall refrain from sexual jokes.
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Top current embarassing moments (my life's full of them, wonder why)
Picture in your mind comical characters for the best humour effects
1) At a local tid-bits shop that offers free samples
Leslie : *walks in casually, sees SQUID! Dried squid! Drowns in revelry and daydream*
Shop attendant : *stare stare*
Leslie : *eyes shining, mouth drooling, pretends didn't see the sample given, grabs a big piece from the mound*
Attendant : "HELLO SIR! *points at sample, miserably cut down small pieces*
Leslie : -_-" *got caught*
Customers : *glare glare gossip*
2) At a local private hospital, about to remove my lower wisdom tooth
Aunt : Go brush your teeth! Wait dentist see dirty very embarassing!
Leslie : *nods, walks into the toilet with toothbrush in hand*
People : *stare stare gossip gossip*
Leslie : *stress -____-"
Leslie : *starts brushing teeth in toilet*
Leslie : *feels a sudden stress from behind*
Leslie : *peeks*
Toilet cleaner : *leaning against wall, staring at Leslie with 'wtf-is-this-guy-making-this-place-his-home-or-what-why-is-he-brushing-his-teeth-here-i-want-to-mop-the-floor-but-he-is-strange' look.
Leslie : *brush brush*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *brush brush*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *sweat*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *creepy*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *done*
Toilet cleaner : *sighs
Both : *walk out of toilet together, as if just finished watching an action movie
Update more when I feel like it.
Results out in 6 hours O_O
As usual, the religiously pious ones were saying its definitely a sin. Its wrong. Its unnatural.
Then came the brilliant reply.
"A car is also not natural. So car = sin?"
But anyway, Professor Leslie (resurrected at last) shall offer some opinions regarding homosexuality.
Animals do it too! And people of reknown like Alexander the Great and your idolized Spartans (imagine 300, many people wanna be like them) are said to be gay!
There is an interesting theory that got my attention. Homosexuality is a form of evolution too, in the face of a state of overpopulation. Basically what it means is..
People horny --> People have too much sex --> too many babies --> overpopulation --> people still horny, but too many people --> They have same gender sex! --> No babies! --> Horniness appeased but population under control --> problem solved
Professor Leslie feels that homosexuality is nothing wrong. It's fine if you are oriented that way (which I am not), as long as you do not disturb others who refuse you. Heck, its wrong even if a guy forces himself on a girl eh? So no issue there.
Due to the abscence of readers, Professor shall refrain from sexual jokes.
____________________________________________________________________
Top current embarassing moments (my life's full of them, wonder why)
Picture in your mind comical characters for the best humour effects
1) At a local tid-bits shop that offers free samples
Leslie : *walks in casually, sees SQUID! Dried squid! Drowns in revelry and daydream*
Shop attendant : *stare stare*
Leslie : *eyes shining, mouth drooling, pretends didn't see the sample given, grabs a big piece from the mound*
Attendant : "HELLO SIR! *points at sample, miserably cut down small pieces*
Leslie : -_-" *got caught*
Customers : *glare glare gossip*
2) At a local private hospital, about to remove my lower wisdom tooth
Aunt : Go brush your teeth! Wait dentist see dirty very embarassing!
Leslie : *nods, walks into the toilet with toothbrush in hand*
People : *stare stare gossip gossip*
Leslie : *stress -____-"
Leslie : *starts brushing teeth in toilet*
Leslie : *feels a sudden stress from behind*
Leslie : *peeks*
Toilet cleaner : *leaning against wall, staring at Leslie with 'wtf-is-this-guy-making-this-place-his-home-or-what-why-is-he-brushing-his-teeth-here-i-want-to-mop-the-floor-but-he-is-strange' look.
Leslie : *brush brush*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *brush brush*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *sweat*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *creepy*
Toilet cleaner : *stare stare*
Leslie : *done*
Toilet cleaner : *sighs
Both : *walk out of toilet together, as if just finished watching an action movie
Update more when I feel like it.
Results out in 6 hours O_O
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
wee
In case this blog dies.. or gets deleted.. I publish this meaningless post to keep it alive.. for now..
now for something random.
JOHN WEARS PINK UNDERWEAR!! ( he does?)
now for something random.
JOHN WEARS PINK UNDERWEAR!! ( he does?)
Friday, June 06, 2008
Super Heroes
Professor Leslie has observed that recently there seems to be a mushrooming population of super heroes in our media, comics and such. ( Tomatoman, potatoman and cicakman comes into mind )
Thus, Professor Leslie has grouped together the types of heroes, and the criterias that you might have that made you a hero, and shall discuss it here and now.
Rule #1 :
- You must have strong arms. Everyday heroes seems to get themselves in positions where they will fall off the ledge, whether intentionally, unintentionally, pushed by enemy, pushed by friends, tripped over a rock or just plain blind. Therefore, you need strong arms to grab the ledge, hang around for 10 minutes yelling for help, then be able to pull yourself up without a single scratch. If you have it, you are Rapunzel's prince.
Rule #2 :
- You must be invincible. A hero cannot get killed, else you're no hero. You can get stabbed, shot, blasted with uranium shells, hacked with an axe together with arrows in your guts and then your head lopped off, or placed in a freezer and then smashed with a 1000 tonnes hammer and you're still alive. If you cannot be killed, you are god.
Rule #3 :
You must be a morally blind person, and must be stuck to only one belief. Who ever heard of a superhero going 'oh the bad guy's innocent after all, maybe i should spare him'? Nope, all superheroes go 'peace will only come after i assrape that bastard villian'. No superhero considers 'oh the villian's desperate for food, that's why he robs. I should help him.' If you have this, you are a normal human, most probably an evangelist.
Rule #4 :
You must have suffered some past tragedy. Your pet dog died, your village kena ransacked, you have been tortured by a master of some craft, you have been bitten by an ant, or you simply ate the wrong ice cream after dinner. All these somehow turns you into a hero. If you have this, you are a strange mutant.
Rule #5 :
There almost is always some device or weapon that will help you kill your enemy. All the enemies come out initially fucking strong, and the hero fucking weak he can't kill an ant. But after an irony that the enemies somehow can't kill you ( note : rule #2 ), the enemies get exhausted by the effort or they just suddenly grow weak for no apparent reason that you can kill him/her. If you know these kind enemies, you damn lucky.
Rule #6 :
You must be awfully handsome/beautiful. Enough said. If you are not, you must wear a mask to hide your face, and conveniently use it to hide your identity. If you do this, you must be really ugly.
Rule #7 :
You must be beyond godlike lucky. Picture this. A superhero using a sword is fighting an evil wizard who has powers like omg-he's-god. The evil wizard uses his power to summon monsters, dragons, and at the same time hurl fireballs, lightning strikes and nuclear bombs at the hero. The hero manages to kill the dragons, monsters and at the same time avoids everything the wizard throws at him. The wizard must be a strange one ( powers beyond godlike and he can't hit a single person ), or he can't shoot properly cause he's blind, or he's just a stupid fuck destroying everything but the hero, or the hero's plain lucky cause there happens to be a rock everywhere the wizard shoots. If you are this type of hero, you are plain lucky.
Rule #8 :
You need a costume. Go some halloween shop and get that awful looking gorilla suit and you can be gorillaman. Simple as that, if you are this type, you are probably a clown.
Rule #9 :
Introducing the ultimate hero. A hero with no purpose at all. Picture this. A hero is wandering around aimlessly with no purpose in life. He spots a girl getting groped by a REALLY FAT UGLY GUY ( picture your principal ) and he BEATS THE SHIT FAT OUT OF THE REALLY FAT UGLY GUY! And he gets called a hero. Then he resumes wandering around aimlessly, staring into space. If you are this type of hero, you are a loony.
Rule #10 :
The hero of heroes. You kill stupid teachers and government servants who don't give a fuck and ruin your day somehow everyday. You are a hero of heroes.
So in conclusion, are you a hero? If you are, check what type you are, and I'll mail you a 'You suck! Haha' card to you :P
Thus, Professor Leslie has grouped together the types of heroes, and the criterias that you might have that made you a hero, and shall discuss it here and now.
Rule #1 :
- You must have strong arms. Everyday heroes seems to get themselves in positions where they will fall off the ledge, whether intentionally, unintentionally, pushed by enemy, pushed by friends, tripped over a rock or just plain blind. Therefore, you need strong arms to grab the ledge, hang around for 10 minutes yelling for help, then be able to pull yourself up without a single scratch. If you have it, you are Rapunzel's prince.
Rule #2 :
- You must be invincible. A hero cannot get killed, else you're no hero. You can get stabbed, shot, blasted with uranium shells, hacked with an axe together with arrows in your guts and then your head lopped off, or placed in a freezer and then smashed with a 1000 tonnes hammer and you're still alive. If you cannot be killed, you are god.
Rule #3 :
You must be a morally blind person, and must be stuck to only one belief. Who ever heard of a superhero going 'oh the bad guy's innocent after all, maybe i should spare him'? Nope, all superheroes go 'peace will only come after i assrape that bastard villian'. No superhero considers 'oh the villian's desperate for food, that's why he robs. I should help him.' If you have this, you are a normal human, most probably an evangelist.
Rule #4 :
You must have suffered some past tragedy. Your pet dog died, your village kena ransacked, you have been tortured by a master of some craft, you have been bitten by an ant, or you simply ate the wrong ice cream after dinner. All these somehow turns you into a hero. If you have this, you are a strange mutant.
Rule #5 :
There almost is always some device or weapon that will help you kill your enemy. All the enemies come out initially fucking strong, and the hero fucking weak he can't kill an ant. But after an irony that the enemies somehow can't kill you ( note : rule #2 ), the enemies get exhausted by the effort or they just suddenly grow weak for no apparent reason that you can kill him/her. If you know these kind enemies, you damn lucky.
Rule #6 :
You must be awfully handsome/beautiful. Enough said. If you are not, you must wear a mask to hide your face, and conveniently use it to hide your identity. If you do this, you must be really ugly.
Rule #7 :
You must be beyond godlike lucky. Picture this. A superhero using a sword is fighting an evil wizard who has powers like omg-he's-god. The evil wizard uses his power to summon monsters, dragons, and at the same time hurl fireballs, lightning strikes and nuclear bombs at the hero. The hero manages to kill the dragons, monsters and at the same time avoids everything the wizard throws at him. The wizard must be a strange one ( powers beyond godlike and he can't hit a single person ), or he can't shoot properly cause he's blind, or he's just a stupid fuck destroying everything but the hero, or the hero's plain lucky cause there happens to be a rock everywhere the wizard shoots. If you are this type of hero, you are plain lucky.
Rule #8 :
You need a costume. Go some halloween shop and get that awful looking gorilla suit and you can be gorillaman. Simple as that, if you are this type, you are probably a clown.
Rule #9 :
Introducing the ultimate hero. A hero with no purpose at all. Picture this. A hero is wandering around aimlessly with no purpose in life. He spots a girl getting groped by a REALLY FAT UGLY GUY ( picture your principal ) and he BEATS THE SHIT FAT OUT OF THE REALLY FAT UGLY GUY! And he gets called a hero. Then he resumes wandering around aimlessly, staring into space. If you are this type of hero, you are a loony.
Rule #10 :
The hero of heroes. You kill stupid teachers and government servants who don't give a fuck and ruin your day somehow everyday. You are a hero of heroes.
So in conclusion, are you a hero? If you are, check what type you are, and I'll mail you a 'You suck! Haha' card to you :P
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
I still do not have a title for this
Due to my amazing laziness and my amazing ability of procrastinating added with my amazing ability of finding excuses not to blog, I can conclude that I am an amazing person.
But anyhow, an update!
Today I shall discuss something weird to me. Perhaps you guys all know about this, but I seriously didn't know until recently.
The story goes like this....
I was in a certain class with a certain number of people in a certain place. And in my dictionary classes = boring, therefore we can conclude that I am handsome and amazing.
Back to the topic.
I was feeling bored ( who wouldn't in a class? ), so I was counting the tiles.. how many spins the ceiling fan turns in one second.. then my eyes got fixed on this girl. Now now, she's not attractive. Serious, -_-"
I don't know why my eyes refused to leave her. Something just makes me focus on her face. Then.....
I realized........
WAH LAU EH!! SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE??????????????????? (took me a while to remember how to spell that)
Even though it was slight, but it was a noticeable line of black HAIR. Something like what I have if i didn't shave for a week.
I always thought the fairer sex were the.. erm... lets say they only have hair on their head, legs and erm you know.. hehe..
But a moustache O_o
Now I can't stop piecing moustache on people's face.
Aimee looks disgusting. Serious. Make sure you shave often.
I don't know if this applies to everyone, I never bothered to research on whether girls are hairy creatures or not. But Aimee sure is disgusting with a moustache, I can assure you that.
I better escape. She's going to kill me for my imagination
(Just joking larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
But anyhow, an update!
Today I shall discuss something weird to me. Perhaps you guys all know about this, but I seriously didn't know until recently.
The story goes like this....
I was in a certain class with a certain number of people in a certain place. And in my dictionary classes = boring, therefore we can conclude that I am handsome and amazing.
Back to the topic.
I was feeling bored ( who wouldn't in a class? ), so I was counting the tiles.. how many spins the ceiling fan turns in one second.. then my eyes got fixed on this girl. Now now, she's not attractive. Serious, -_-"
I don't know why my eyes refused to leave her. Something just makes me focus on her face. Then.....
I realized........
WAH LAU EH!! SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE??????????????????? (took me a while to remember how to spell that)
Even though it was slight, but it was a noticeable line of black HAIR. Something like what I have if i didn't shave for a week.
I always thought the fairer sex were the.. erm... lets say they only have hair on their head, legs and erm you know.. hehe..
But a moustache O_o
Now I can't stop piecing moustache on people's face.
Aimee looks disgusting. Serious. Make sure you shave often.
I don't know if this applies to everyone, I never bothered to research on whether girls are hairy creatures or not. But Aimee sure is disgusting with a moustache, I can assure you that.
I better escape. She's going to kill me for my imagination
(Just joking larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Sunday, May 04, 2008
No updates!!
No updates this time round. I promise will update 3 weeks after this, after my mid year exam and during my holidaze :P
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Conspiracy
Prof Leslie shall discuss on why maths is a big scam. ( hehehhee )
Now, everyone knows that 1 + 1 = 2.
But, 1 x 0 = 0.
Those are what you have learned in primary school.
In secondary school, you learn...
a + 1 = 3
Therefore, a = 2.
Yes yes, the zeroes are still common. But alphabets are introduced.
After secondary school, this is what you learn..
a x b = c
Therefore a = c/b
The only numbers you will face is 0. And lots of alphabets. Or else its Greek alphabets.
The point here is :
Maths ( lower to higher )
numbers ---> numbers + alphabets ---> alphabets and zeroes.
Crap, my logic only processes 1s and 0s. Try to feed to a CPU alphabet values, it will crash on your stupid face and go "BOOM!" ( who knows you might start to look like Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie or something. Turning handsome//beautiful cause of an explosion? xD )
Question : Why are we moving away from known value numbers to unknown value alphabets? Makes sense during learning, doesn't make sense when you think about it.
x represents an unknown value in different questions.
in Question 1, x can be 12. In Question 2, x can be 0. In Question 3, x can be P/(2ac + 4bd)
So.. wtf is 'x'? Is it just 'x', or is it 0, or is it P/(2ac + 4bd) or is it 12, or is it just some imaginary number that we use imaginary numbers to calculate with?
X is an alphabet -_-"""
Its weird to me how maths can evolve to such an extent. I mean, to calculate an unknown value, yes we can say that 1 + 2 = x, what is x?
but x + y + z = 3???
Weird isn't it
Now, everyone knows that 1 + 1 = 2.
But, 1 x 0 = 0.
Those are what you have learned in primary school.
In secondary school, you learn...
a + 1 = 3
Therefore, a = 2.
Yes yes, the zeroes are still common. But alphabets are introduced.
After secondary school, this is what you learn..
a x b = c
Therefore a = c/b
The only numbers you will face is 0. And lots of alphabets. Or else its Greek alphabets.
The point here is :
Maths ( lower to higher )
numbers ---> numbers + alphabets ---> alphabets and zeroes.
Crap, my logic only processes 1s and 0s. Try to feed to a CPU alphabet values, it will crash on your stupid face and go "BOOM!" ( who knows you might start to look like Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie or something. Turning handsome//beautiful cause of an explosion? xD )
Question : Why are we moving away from known value numbers to unknown value alphabets? Makes sense during learning, doesn't make sense when you think about it.
x represents an unknown value in different questions.
in Question 1, x can be 12. In Question 2, x can be 0. In Question 3, x can be P/(2ac + 4bd)
So.. wtf is 'x'? Is it just 'x', or is it 0, or is it P/(2ac + 4bd) or is it 12, or is it just some imaginary number that we use imaginary numbers to calculate with?
X is an alphabet -_-"""
Its weird to me how maths can evolve to such an extent. I mean, to calculate an unknown value, yes we can say that 1 + 2 = x, what is x?
but x + y + z = 3???
Weird isn't it
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Long time no update
Been really busy, and the hostel's internet's a bitch as usual. Doesn't really feel private. As though the institution is reading every word as i type it now.
Anyway, been busy with assignments, mcDs, mcEs, KFC, Pizza Huts and basketball. Yes you read it. Don't have to zoom back. Its basketball.
I don't know what to say about the sport. Sometimes it feels like my face is getting more action than my hands. Enough said.
Oh maybe add another note. Makes me feel short.
If you would like another, make it 'Fuck right?'.
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Sem 2's freaking hectic. Projects for EVERY subject. WHAT THE FUCK.
And my grades seem to be slipping. =/
One word to summarize 2 months. Pissed-off.
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Professor Leslie has an interesting question to ask you people.
Question :
Imagine yourself logging into eBay ( or anywhere ) and auctioning yourself off, how much do you think people will bid for you?
If you gave a figure you're comfortable with, it's too much.
If you gave a figure that you'll probably get if your organs were all harvested and sold off to China, you probably got it marginally correct.
If you gave a figure that matches the pirated DVD sold near your house, damn right!
Anyway, the entire point is just to show you how much you need some self esteem. I just crushed all you have into sand, unless you are a shameless bitch who thinks you are worth more than you are :P
Crude, but someone's happy from reading that. ( At least me )
Anyway, been busy with assignments, mcDs, mcEs, KFC, Pizza Huts and basketball. Yes you read it. Don't have to zoom back. Its basketball.
I don't know what to say about the sport. Sometimes it feels like my face is getting more action than my hands. Enough said.
Oh maybe add another note. Makes me feel short.
If you would like another, make it 'Fuck right?'.
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Sem 2's freaking hectic. Projects for EVERY subject. WHAT THE FUCK.
And my grades seem to be slipping. =/
One word to summarize 2 months. Pissed-off.
____________________________________________________________________
Professor Leslie has an interesting question to ask you people.
Question :
Imagine yourself logging into eBay ( or anywhere ) and auctioning yourself off, how much do you think people will bid for you?
If you gave a figure you're comfortable with, it's too much.
If you gave a figure that you'll probably get if your organs were all harvested and sold off to China, you probably got it marginally correct.
If you gave a figure that matches the pirated DVD sold near your house, damn right!
Anyway, the entire point is just to show you how much you need some self esteem. I just crushed all you have into sand, unless you are a shameless bitch who thinks you are worth more than you are :P
Crude, but someone's happy from reading that. ( At least me )
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Back to college
Come morning, I will be on my way
..... back to hell -_-
No more updates for at least a month.
I declare an emergency hiatus.
WOOT!!!!!!!!!
..... back to hell -_-
No more updates for at least a month.
I declare an emergency hiatus.
WOOT!!!!!!!!!
Friday, January 04, 2008
First post of the 3rd year in blogging
And voila! Professor Leslie enters the 3rd year of this blog, officially the birthday ( can't fucking remember, go read my first post and check the date ).
As a starter for the year, let us just remember the past.
I have discovered that I had lost a friend from National Service due to a car accident.
One by one, as I progressed through this strange thing called 'life', my friends and family just decides halfway to leave the club and go to the condominium above.
So let us just welcome the new year, and retain the old memories.
I have a fragment of their lives in me. They live forever.
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On to today's topic.
Seems like, there is a nationwide uproar over our unHealth Minister Dr Chua over his.. sex DVD.
Can't say he's done wrong by resigning.
Hey, at least he is not crying his way out like certain people when they find themselves in deep shit ( or yelling at people calling all sorts of names for that matter ). For that, he deserves recognition for showing some... conscience? Leadership perhaps. Responsibility definite.
Nope, not that I specifically want him down. People who know me know that I can't be bothered with this country's politics. Its screwed up. Not just this country, politics IS a screwed up business.
Well, this DVD thingy is very obvious an attempt at political assassination with an almost certainty of success. Certainly despicable for doing this, but who are we to judge?
Do we say that Dr Chua is wrong for screwing around his friends? Do we say that the guy with a strange fetish for Dr Chua is wrong for filming him in action?
Who are we to judge?
What we perceive is but what is exposed to us. We do not know everything, therefore our judgement is flawed. I stand on neutral grounds, on grounds of life.
So for you people who thinks Dr Chua screwed up badly, think of others in the government who deserves to be pulled down too ( quite a list )
Or you can just shrug off everything and live your lives on neutral grounds.
Just a gentle reminder to the general public who cries out condemnations to others. Look at yourself in the mirror, make eye contact with yourself.
Did you help that starving kitten in the streets? Or did you just view it with contempt and hope it gets put out of its misery soon?
Did you not screw something up too?
Nobody in this world can claim they are without mistakes. Holier-than-thou attitudes, as I quote Dr Chua, is in fact, an attitude that should not exist in the first place. Humans are a strange construct.
Whichever Engineer made humans, he/she definitely screwed up. Logically thinking, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CREATE SOMETHING THAT MAKES ERRORS ALL THE TIME????
You would smash your computer if it calculates 1 + 1 = 100 EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!
P/S : Certain sources report that its Katerina Hotel. Damn, there's cameras there. No funny business people when you're there. heh heh
P/P/S : Why the fuck is the word verification to post this blogpost IS SO FUCKING LONG??
Check this out : qcgyxmac
8 characters!!!!!! 4 is 3 too many I say!!!! Ah I keyed in wrongly. Now I have to retype another 8 different characters. For the fourth time. Fuck betul
As a starter for the year, let us just remember the past.
I have discovered that I had lost a friend from National Service due to a car accident.
One by one, as I progressed through this strange thing called 'life', my friends and family just decides halfway to leave the club and go to the condominium above.
So let us just welcome the new year, and retain the old memories.
I have a fragment of their lives in me. They live forever.
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On to today's topic.
Seems like, there is a nationwide uproar over our unHealth Minister Dr Chua over his.. sex DVD.
Can't say he's done wrong by resigning.
Hey, at least he is not crying his way out like certain people when they find themselves in deep shit ( or yelling at people calling all sorts of names for that matter ). For that, he deserves recognition for showing some... conscience? Leadership perhaps. Responsibility definite.
Nope, not that I specifically want him down. People who know me know that I can't be bothered with this country's politics. Its screwed up. Not just this country, politics IS a screwed up business.
Well, this DVD thingy is very obvious an attempt at political assassination with an almost certainty of success. Certainly despicable for doing this, but who are we to judge?
Do we say that Dr Chua is wrong for screwing around his friends? Do we say that the guy with a strange fetish for Dr Chua is wrong for filming him in action?
Who are we to judge?
What we perceive is but what is exposed to us. We do not know everything, therefore our judgement is flawed. I stand on neutral grounds, on grounds of life.
So for you people who thinks Dr Chua screwed up badly, think of others in the government who deserves to be pulled down too ( quite a list )
Or you can just shrug off everything and live your lives on neutral grounds.
Just a gentle reminder to the general public who cries out condemnations to others. Look at yourself in the mirror, make eye contact with yourself.
Did you help that starving kitten in the streets? Or did you just view it with contempt and hope it gets put out of its misery soon?
Did you not screw something up too?
Nobody in this world can claim they are without mistakes. Holier-than-thou attitudes, as I quote Dr Chua, is in fact, an attitude that should not exist in the first place. Humans are a strange construct.
Whichever Engineer made humans, he/she definitely screwed up. Logically thinking, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CREATE SOMETHING THAT MAKES ERRORS ALL THE TIME????
You would smash your computer if it calculates 1 + 1 = 100 EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!
P/S : Certain sources report that its Katerina Hotel. Damn, there's cameras there. No funny business people when you're there. heh heh
P/P/S : Why the fuck is the word verification to post this blogpost IS SO FUCKING LONG??
Check this out : qcgyxmac
8 characters!!!!!! 4 is 3 too many I say!!!! Ah I keyed in wrongly. Now I have to retype another 8 different characters. For the fourth time. Fuck betul
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Health & ancient civilization
Professor Leslie shall talk about Health and Ancient humans in this blog post. I know, the two topics are unrelated at all, but an attempt to merge them into one nonetheless.
First off, we shall speak of Health.
Go read the newspapers, magazines or whatever reading material you have your hands on. Second step, make sure its not porn. Third step, find anything to do with health.
Well?
Professor Leslie shall predict what you just saw.
Its either eating something causes cancer, eating something is good for your health, exercising can reduce risk of disease and all that stuff.
Right?
Eating rice or bread stuff causes diabetes. Eating protein causes this disease. Eating vegetables causes neurological impairment. Eating fermented stuff got free glutamate. Drinking wine can cause this that.
Professor's verdict : These are all bullshit.
Look, if you followed all their advices and reports, you would be living off grass the next half of your life and exercising everyday. Then they decided that you are an interesting character, and put you in the media spotlight. You are a healthy person cause you eat grass and jog and have sex all the time. Then they encourage people to follow you, and ask for advice for you on how to keep your health.
Then, whamm!! They suddenly decided that you are a piece of shit after all. They do research, and find that eating grass causes some disease or symptom which is rather hard to prove. Maybe.. Eating Grass causes early deaths, or Eating Grass makes your shit smells REALLY BAD!
And you suddenly find that you have been an arse eating grass while others indulge in their favourite food. And you actually find someone who is fucking unhealthy and somehow manages to outlive you.
Conclusion? Professor Leslie says avoid eating grass. The sheeps and cows need them too.
Professor Leslie's advice. Eat whatever you want, do whatever exercise you like, and have safe sex all the time. Guarantee even if you die earlier, you die a happy person.
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Professor Leslie has been doing extensive research into Neanderthals in his imaginative lab. Neanderthals = Supposedly primitive men. In his imaginations, Professor Leslie has came across a few interesting discoveries of primitive men and wishes to share them in this insanely nonsensical and supposedly scientific report.
First note : Never meant to be offensive. Just purely for entertainment as usual. So if you feel offended, get on with it, or don't read if you think you will be offended. If you can't get on with it, forget about it. If you can't forget about it, tell me.
Professor Leslie's incomprehensive report on Neanderthals.
Neanderthals, primitive men believed to have existed before the world existed ( well wtf that means anyway ) are an elusive lot ( yeah right ). They live in packs of males and a few unfortunate females ( nothing sexist here.. maybe.. yet? ).
Their eating habits are peculiar. They forage for berries when they are hungry, hunt for cicakmen when they are not hungry, eat sand for desert ( haha pun made ) and occasionally wonders when they can invent ice cream. They work in a group alright, with great teamwork.
Hunting methods.
They will draw lots with uneven stones and randomly choose a shape of rock after everyone has picked one ( damn unfair, but wtf they survive this way ). The unlucky guy has to lie down on the floor and play the damsel in distress, eventhough he is a fucking ugly old fag. This will lure the heroic cicakmen to his rescue. He moans and tells them he suffers from a bad leg, and only by making him amused can his illness be cured ( wtf how come he knows own cure one? ). The stupid cicakman will then proceed to perform some stupid stunts or tell lame jokes. Whilst distracted, the neanderthal's friends will come from behind the cicakman and club him to death. Occasionally the cicakman is clubbed so bad that its so disgusting to just look at it, not to mention eating it. This reminds me of strawberry ice cream, with cicakmen seasoning. Damn disgusting right?
Their social habits are funny. They bash each other's head with their hunting clubs, often resulting in fatalities among younger children who are too dumb to avoid them. They view strength as the ultimate virtue, but an unwritten and unsaid law is that they idolize people who can avoid all the hardblows on their face. Anyone who can bash another's skull in is considered a hero. Thus, this explains their fucking low population. But not to the point of extinction.
Mating habits are outrageous. The male will ogle at a potential mating partner for two minutes cause he feels shy, then will say 'wtf', grab the female by the hair and drag her to the nearest cave and rape her silly. Courtship is deemed as heretical and worshipping the occult. Apparently female friends told of this habit seems to like the idea. Perhaps we do descend from neanderthals after all.
Homosexuality is an issue among the neanderthals. The male feels extremely comfortable amongst other unsuspecting male friends. But mating habits with females do not apply here. Homosexuals are deemed as elusive gods. The more elusive the better. Probably cause none of the horny straight males would actually worship them. In the end, the homosexuals are no discriminated or cast away, but left to live on without being able to satisfy their sexual urges, unless they come across another homie ( homie is the general neanderthal slang for homosexuals ).
Religion is an interesting subject among neanderthals. They appear to worship anything they find interesting. A member can take interest in somoething positively mundane ( like a strange shaped rock.. wow.. fascinating ) and begin concocting a story to his friends on how he have seen a spirit or a god in that stone. The rock is then honoured at the leader's house. Which basically explains why the leaders seem to suffer from OCD, especially the need to arrange the rocks alphabetically. Leaders often find his cave or hut cluttered with every imaginable object, from sand to stones to rotten tree branches. Members of a pack have been known to drown because they tried to move a rapid river. Some joke.
Politics are also an interesting subject. Stupid people are valued better because they can't govern properly the pack, therefore the pack gets much more freedom. Best candidate for leadership in order of best to worst : Stupid & Lazy, Stupid & hardworking, Smart & hardworking, smart and lazy. Stupid & Lazy is because as mentioned above, incompetency leads to more freedom amongst pack members. Smart and Lazy is the worst qualifications for leadership because the smartass will get everyone else to do his stuff, which makes everyone pissed off. Elections are held everytime a leader is killed either by accident, disease or have ED. Which is basically almost once every 3 months.
I conclude this report that, it would appear modern men and the studied subjects aren't that far apart after all. The two groups of men both do stupid things, are afraid of everything, believe in anything and likes sex. Communication will be impossible. Because they are frigging made up you dumbass who goes 'huh?'
Signed,
Professor Leslie.
First off, we shall speak of Health.
Go read the newspapers, magazines or whatever reading material you have your hands on. Second step, make sure its not porn. Third step, find anything to do with health.
Well?
Professor Leslie shall predict what you just saw.
Its either eating something causes cancer, eating something is good for your health, exercising can reduce risk of disease and all that stuff.
Right?
Eating rice or bread stuff causes diabetes. Eating protein causes this disease. Eating vegetables causes neurological impairment. Eating fermented stuff got free glutamate. Drinking wine can cause this that.
Professor's verdict : These are all bullshit.
Look, if you followed all their advices and reports, you would be living off grass the next half of your life and exercising everyday. Then they decided that you are an interesting character, and put you in the media spotlight. You are a healthy person cause you eat grass and jog and have sex all the time. Then they encourage people to follow you, and ask for advice for you on how to keep your health.
Then, whamm!! They suddenly decided that you are a piece of shit after all. They do research, and find that eating grass causes some disease or symptom which is rather hard to prove. Maybe.. Eating Grass causes early deaths, or Eating Grass makes your shit smells REALLY BAD!
And you suddenly find that you have been an arse eating grass while others indulge in their favourite food. And you actually find someone who is fucking unhealthy and somehow manages to outlive you.
Conclusion? Professor Leslie says avoid eating grass. The sheeps and cows need them too.
Professor Leslie's advice. Eat whatever you want, do whatever exercise you like, and have safe sex all the time. Guarantee even if you die earlier, you die a happy person.
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Professor Leslie has been doing extensive research into Neanderthals in his imaginative lab. Neanderthals = Supposedly primitive men. In his imaginations, Professor Leslie has came across a few interesting discoveries of primitive men and wishes to share them in this insanely nonsensical and supposedly scientific report.
First note : Never meant to be offensive. Just purely for entertainment as usual. So if you feel offended, get on with it, or don't read if you think you will be offended. If you can't get on with it, forget about it. If you can't forget about it, tell me.
Professor Leslie's incomprehensive report on Neanderthals.
Neanderthals, primitive men believed to have existed before the world existed ( well wtf that means anyway ) are an elusive lot ( yeah right ). They live in packs of males and a few unfortunate females ( nothing sexist here.. maybe.. yet? ).
Their eating habits are peculiar. They forage for berries when they are hungry, hunt for cicakmen when they are not hungry, eat sand for desert ( haha pun made ) and occasionally wonders when they can invent ice cream. They work in a group alright, with great teamwork.
Hunting methods.
They will draw lots with uneven stones and randomly choose a shape of rock after everyone has picked one ( damn unfair, but wtf they survive this way ). The unlucky guy has to lie down on the floor and play the damsel in distress, eventhough he is a fucking ugly old fag. This will lure the heroic cicakmen to his rescue. He moans and tells them he suffers from a bad leg, and only by making him amused can his illness be cured ( wtf how come he knows own cure one? ). The stupid cicakman will then proceed to perform some stupid stunts or tell lame jokes. Whilst distracted, the neanderthal's friends will come from behind the cicakman and club him to death. Occasionally the cicakman is clubbed so bad that its so disgusting to just look at it, not to mention eating it. This reminds me of strawberry ice cream, with cicakmen seasoning. Damn disgusting right?
Their social habits are funny. They bash each other's head with their hunting clubs, often resulting in fatalities among younger children who are too dumb to avoid them. They view strength as the ultimate virtue, but an unwritten and unsaid law is that they idolize people who can avoid all the hardblows on their face. Anyone who can bash another's skull in is considered a hero. Thus, this explains their fucking low population. But not to the point of extinction.
Mating habits are outrageous. The male will ogle at a potential mating partner for two minutes cause he feels shy, then will say 'wtf', grab the female by the hair and drag her to the nearest cave and rape her silly. Courtship is deemed as heretical and worshipping the occult. Apparently female friends told of this habit seems to like the idea. Perhaps we do descend from neanderthals after all.
Homosexuality is an issue among the neanderthals. The male feels extremely comfortable amongst other unsuspecting male friends. But mating habits with females do not apply here. Homosexuals are deemed as elusive gods. The more elusive the better. Probably cause none of the horny straight males would actually worship them. In the end, the homosexuals are no discriminated or cast away, but left to live on without being able to satisfy their sexual urges, unless they come across another homie ( homie is the general neanderthal slang for homosexuals ).
Religion is an interesting subject among neanderthals. They appear to worship anything they find interesting. A member can take interest in somoething positively mundane ( like a strange shaped rock.. wow.. fascinating ) and begin concocting a story to his friends on how he have seen a spirit or a god in that stone. The rock is then honoured at the leader's house. Which basically explains why the leaders seem to suffer from OCD, especially the need to arrange the rocks alphabetically. Leaders often find his cave or hut cluttered with every imaginable object, from sand to stones to rotten tree branches. Members of a pack have been known to drown because they tried to move a rapid river. Some joke.
Politics are also an interesting subject. Stupid people are valued better because they can't govern properly the pack, therefore the pack gets much more freedom. Best candidate for leadership in order of best to worst : Stupid & Lazy, Stupid & hardworking, Smart & hardworking, smart and lazy. Stupid & Lazy is because as mentioned above, incompetency leads to more freedom amongst pack members. Smart and Lazy is the worst qualifications for leadership because the smartass will get everyone else to do his stuff, which makes everyone pissed off. Elections are held everytime a leader is killed either by accident, disease or have ED. Which is basically almost once every 3 months.
I conclude this report that, it would appear modern men and the studied subjects aren't that far apart after all. The two groups of men both do stupid things, are afraid of everything, believe in anything and likes sex. Communication will be impossible. Because they are frigging made up you dumbass who goes 'huh?'
Signed,
Professor Leslie.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Weeeooo
Righto! Update! In the mood anyway, so why not?
I am going to Singapore tomorrow ( Thursday the 21st ) to visit my bro for christmas ( and.... $never mind$ )
Should be back around after Christmas :)
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Hmm.. I think I shall update a bit on anime.
I watched Claymore recently. Can't say I am too happy with the ending, but overall quite satisfied anyway since it followed the manga faithfully until around episode 19 ( And yeah I hate the director for doing the ending of his own ).
Basically its not a chibi anime like the one you see on the picture above =/. Its brutal, full of blood and decapitating scenes. In short, gory. But rest assured, no nudity :D I hate the overboard nudity they like to include in animes. Make the mangaka and the producers look like hentais (perverts), and myself for watching them -_-"
Basically I like this series. Its dark and depressing. Haha
My fav chars : Teresa, Galatea, Miria, Flora ( wtf all names end with 'a' and all single digit Claymores ). And yeah, Helen's character is not bad. Teresa and Galatea my favouretest though.
Rating : 4.6 / 5 ( For initial 19 episodes ). After that I refuse to rate.
A Must-Watch for people who liked Elfen Lied (though not as emotional) and big swords.
Also watched Shakugan no Shana. Got it from Sam. He referred it to 'Shakugan no SHITna' because he didn't like it ( and stupid me that time actually checked up Shitna in wikipedia, and was wondering why was there no such article ).
It was an alright anime, though not at all exceptional. One thing though, it does seem a bit overboard on trying to attract males with fetish. Character with big boobs, all kinds of costumes ( loli girls, maid outfit.. ) and incestous relationship. Disturbing. But it was alright since it was not exactly excessive.
Rating : 3.6 / 5
A Can-Watch for everyone.
And lastly, this one is in a class of its own.
I stumbled upon this strange anime entitled 'Shinigami no Ballad', which literally translates into 'Shinigami's Ballad' or in Wiki its 'Ballad of a Shinigami'. (Shinigami = God of Death).
A Death God who is a crybaby and introduces herself with an ID card. Now I have seen it all.
This anime is bizarre because despite the involvement of a Death God, there's no action, no main plot, and basically nothing much of interest, basically because throughout the anime, the characters just talk. Nothing much.
And the producers try to introduce an argument that not all Death-related characters are wearing black hoods, with skulls for face and an evil grin. Wicked. They show the Death God as a crybaby girl ( dressed in pure white and white hair somemore ) with a badass sickle and a sarcastic cat.
But IT IS in a class of its own. Outstanding!
Because of what they talk about. Ah I think I am not making sense here =/ I think I am ranting. Lemme explain clearer.
There's only six episodes available, and the central character is a Shinigami named Momo with her kuro neko ( black cat ) named Daniel. Their task is to bring souls to the afterlife, and they provide house-visiting service to people who have regrets after they passed on.
Basically, it does make you think a bit about your life by showing you various scenes of life and the loss of it to people.
And this does not fall into any category that I can actually think of. Philosophical maybe? Naah, not fantasy, Psychological maybe.
No battle actions, no sexy anime girls ( Momo's cute though ), heck no antagonists and 6 stand alone stories. Perfect.
My rating is 4.6 / 5. ( kinda high, cause I really like it )
A must-watch for people who like to ponder about life and stuff.
An interesting quote by Momo.
"Dead people can't cry. So I cry on behalf of them." - Momo the girl God of Death.
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Also been to the cinemas quite a few time recently.
This is what I think of "I am Legend" star Will Smith.
Rather good. Not bad, albeit a bit that reminds me of '28 weeks later'. Ya know, the zombie stuff and all.
I think the main idea of the story is to tell how Will Smith slowly becomes crazy living by himself with only his dog Sam and the zombies for company. Go watch it yourself, though its rather exciting the first half when you know there are fucking zombies, but bracing yourself for a sudden spring and 'WAAAAHH' by a zombie right on the big screen into your face as you stared down its fucking disgusting throat and disfigured face. Hideous. After that, the plot thickens, and not much suspense. Haha..
Rating : 7.8 / 10
Another movie would be "The Golden Compass".
Is it just me or are the books suddenly springing out in every bookstore? Sounds to me like the movies is a great way to promote a book. Fuck you all I say. Reading something because its famous is a stupid thing to do.
"Its in the movies, its famous, so it must be good! After all, who would want to make a movie out of a shitty story?"
Can't argue with that logic, but it pisses me off that people don't have the initiative to read a good book, rather waiting for it to be famous then read it so that you won't be in an awkward situation like
"What? You haven't read that book? Wtf its so famous and you didn't read it? GET A LIFE MANNnnn".
I doubt people even know the trilogy is dubbed as 'The Dark Materials' trilogy =/
Back to the movie. I would say its..... fine. Not too good, not too bad. Not outstanding. Nothing special.
Many scenes specially to introduce a character only ( like Serafina Pekkala ), and the story pace is fucking fast. O_o
Many people think the bear battle is awesome. I kind of thought it lacked. A lot. The reason Ragnar lost was not because he was roaring and Iorek took the fucking opportunity and won by chance. If I did not remember wrongly ( correct me if I am wrong ), Ragnar lost because he overindulged by being a king. Something to do with him making a pretty armour with no defense properties at all. And all the movie portrays is him being fucking arrogant and Iorek is a fucking bear who won by chance. Sounds dumb to me.
Fuck, they even portrayed Coulter ( Nicole Kidman ) as the bad character, where in actuality her character is not exactly evil.
The ending of the book, the seriously most fucking intense and suspenseful moment of the first book IS NOT IN THE MOVIE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( though most of you who actually reads my blog probably have read the book, I won't post the spoiler here )
The movie does seriously lack a lot. If they could do a good job with Lord of The Rings, why not will Philip Pullman's Dark Materials? I wouldn't mind if the movie was 3 hours long. I only want a good movie adaptation of the book.
The trend of promoting books through movie is disturbing to me. I don't like it.
Rating : 5.4 / 10
Movie predictions :
What movie adaption from trilogies possible next? or What would you hope to see (well done) in the big screen?
I would say..
1) Old World trilogy by Garth Nix ( Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen )
2) Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind ( 11 books altogether. Made a review before. But if this is going to hit the big screen, this is fucking tricky to make cause of all its twist in the plot and such. Not to mention several sexual scenes involved. But this is a damn smart book )
3) Starcraft. Seriously, they should make a movie of Starcraft. I would loveeeeeee a movie of Staarcraft. Seriously. No really I swear. If they don't make a mess out of it anyway =/
Any ideas? I can't seem to come up with the many books I have read. I forgot -_-"
Prince Caspian of the Narnian story is coming. Damn they are not going in chronological order, just hope it doesn't suck. The witchy was ok though.
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I know this is a very long post. This will be the last part, I promise.
Everyone should get your hands on this book.
"Malaysian Politicians say the darndest thing."
At a rather steep price, but its worth the read I say. Shows you what funny characters our politicians are.
I quote one here..
"Fuck you! Fuck you!" <-- Guess who? Hint : Kinabatangan and 'bocor' He actually said that in Parliament -_-", and shamelessly admitted that 'if there had been a chair, I would have thrown it as well'. Well, it was it the book :P Our politics is certainly an interesting subject.
The book does tell you how our politicians have a 'good sense of humour'.
I am going to Singapore tomorrow ( Thursday the 21st ) to visit my bro for christmas ( and.... $never mind$ )
Should be back around after Christmas :)
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Hmm.. I think I shall update a bit on anime.
I watched Claymore recently. Can't say I am too happy with the ending, but overall quite satisfied anyway since it followed the manga faithfully until around episode 19 ( And yeah I hate the director for doing the ending of his own ).
Basically its not a chibi anime like the one you see on the picture above =/. Its brutal, full of blood and decapitating scenes. In short, gory. But rest assured, no nudity :D I hate the overboard nudity they like to include in animes. Make the mangaka and the producers look like hentais (perverts), and myself for watching them -_-"Basically I like this series. Its dark and depressing. Haha
My fav chars : Teresa, Galatea, Miria, Flora ( wtf all names end with 'a' and all single digit Claymores ). And yeah, Helen's character is not bad. Teresa and Galatea my favouretest though.
Rating : 4.6 / 5 ( For initial 19 episodes ). After that I refuse to rate.
A Must-Watch for people who liked Elfen Lied (though not as emotional) and big swords.
Also watched Shakugan no Shana. Got it from Sam. He referred it to 'Shakugan no SHITna' because he didn't like it ( and stupid me that time actually checked up Shitna in wikipedia, and was wondering why was there no such article ).
It was an alright anime, though not at all exceptional. One thing though, it does seem a bit overboard on trying to attract males with fetish. Character with big boobs, all kinds of costumes ( loli girls, maid outfit.. ) and incestous relationship. Disturbing. But it was alright since it was not exactly excessive.
Rating : 3.6 / 5
A Can-Watch for everyone.
And lastly, this one is in a class of its own.
I stumbled upon this strange anime entitled 'Shinigami no Ballad', which literally translates into 'Shinigami's Ballad' or in Wiki its 'Ballad of a Shinigami'. (Shinigami = God of Death).
A Death God who is a crybaby and introduces herself with an ID card. Now I have seen it all.This anime is bizarre because despite the involvement of a Death God, there's no action, no main plot, and basically nothing much of interest, basically because throughout the anime, the characters just talk. Nothing much.
And the producers try to introduce an argument that not all Death-related characters are wearing black hoods, with skulls for face and an evil grin. Wicked. They show the Death God as a crybaby girl ( dressed in pure white and white hair somemore ) with a badass sickle and a sarcastic cat.
But IT IS in a class of its own. Outstanding!
Because of what they talk about. Ah I think I am not making sense here =/ I think I am ranting. Lemme explain clearer.
There's only six episodes available, and the central character is a Shinigami named Momo with her kuro neko ( black cat ) named Daniel. Their task is to bring souls to the afterlife, and they provide house-visiting service to people who have regrets after they passed on.
Basically, it does make you think a bit about your life by showing you various scenes of life and the loss of it to people.
And this does not fall into any category that I can actually think of. Philosophical maybe? Naah, not fantasy, Psychological maybe.
No battle actions, no sexy anime girls ( Momo's cute though ), heck no antagonists and 6 stand alone stories. Perfect.
My rating is 4.6 / 5. ( kinda high, cause I really like it )
A must-watch for people who like to ponder about life and stuff.
An interesting quote by Momo.
"Dead people can't cry. So I cry on behalf of them." - Momo the girl God of Death.
___________________________________________________________________
Also been to the cinemas quite a few time recently.
This is what I think of "I am Legend" star Will Smith.
Rather good. Not bad, albeit a bit that reminds me of '28 weeks later'. Ya know, the zombie stuff and all.
I think the main idea of the story is to tell how Will Smith slowly becomes crazy living by himself with only his dog Sam and the zombies for company. Go watch it yourself, though its rather exciting the first half when you know there are fucking zombies, but bracing yourself for a sudden spring and 'WAAAAHH' by a zombie right on the big screen into your face as you stared down its fucking disgusting throat and disfigured face. Hideous. After that, the plot thickens, and not much suspense. Haha..
Rating : 7.8 / 10
Another movie would be "The Golden Compass".
Is it just me or are the books suddenly springing out in every bookstore? Sounds to me like the movies is a great way to promote a book. Fuck you all I say. Reading something because its famous is a stupid thing to do.
"Its in the movies, its famous, so it must be good! After all, who would want to make a movie out of a shitty story?"
Can't argue with that logic, but it pisses me off that people don't have the initiative to read a good book, rather waiting for it to be famous then read it so that you won't be in an awkward situation like
"What? You haven't read that book? Wtf its so famous and you didn't read it? GET A LIFE MANNnnn".
I doubt people even know the trilogy is dubbed as 'The Dark Materials' trilogy =/
Back to the movie. I would say its..... fine. Not too good, not too bad. Not outstanding. Nothing special.
Many scenes specially to introduce a character only ( like Serafina Pekkala ), and the story pace is fucking fast. O_o
Many people think the bear battle is awesome. I kind of thought it lacked. A lot. The reason Ragnar lost was not because he was roaring and Iorek took the fucking opportunity and won by chance. If I did not remember wrongly ( correct me if I am wrong ), Ragnar lost because he overindulged by being a king. Something to do with him making a pretty armour with no defense properties at all. And all the movie portrays is him being fucking arrogant and Iorek is a fucking bear who won by chance. Sounds dumb to me.
Fuck, they even portrayed Coulter ( Nicole Kidman ) as the bad character, where in actuality her character is not exactly evil.
The ending of the book, the seriously most fucking intense and suspenseful moment of the first book IS NOT IN THE MOVIE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( though most of you who actually reads my blog probably have read the book, I won't post the spoiler here )
The movie does seriously lack a lot. If they could do a good job with Lord of The Rings, why not will Philip Pullman's Dark Materials? I wouldn't mind if the movie was 3 hours long. I only want a good movie adaptation of the book.
The trend of promoting books through movie is disturbing to me. I don't like it.
Rating : 5.4 / 10
Movie predictions :
What movie adaption from trilogies possible next? or What would you hope to see (well done) in the big screen?
I would say..
1) Old World trilogy by Garth Nix ( Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen )
2) Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind ( 11 books altogether. Made a review before. But if this is going to hit the big screen, this is fucking tricky to make cause of all its twist in the plot and such. Not to mention several sexual scenes involved. But this is a damn smart book )
3) Starcraft. Seriously, they should make a movie of Starcraft. I would loveeeeeee a movie of Staarcraft. Seriously. No really I swear. If they don't make a mess out of it anyway =/
Any ideas? I can't seem to come up with the many books I have read. I forgot -_-"
Prince Caspian of the Narnian story is coming. Damn they are not going in chronological order, just hope it doesn't suck. The witchy was ok though.
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I know this is a very long post. This will be the last part, I promise.
Everyone should get your hands on this book.
"Malaysian Politicians say the darndest thing."
At a rather steep price, but its worth the read I say. Shows you what funny characters our politicians are.
I quote one here..
"Fuck you! Fuck you!" <-- Guess who? Hint : Kinabatangan and 'bocor' He actually said that in Parliament -_-", and shamelessly admitted that 'if there had been a chair, I would have thrown it as well'. Well, it was it the book :P Our politics is certainly an interesting subject.
The book does tell you how our politicians have a 'good sense of humour'.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Professor Leslie in hibernation
Been in a state of perpetual hibernation the past few weeks. Heh..
Anyway, today Professor Leslie shall speak about an interesting phenomenon that I and Zhi Wei had noticed recently.
The surge in the number of help books for students to score fucking number of As. As usual, Professor Leslie thought of writing a book like these and cashing in on people's stupidity (yay)
"How to study like fuck, get fucking number of As, and still be fucking cool" doesn't sound like it will appeal to nerds, but whatever, it might work. =/
Tip number 1 :
Remember, getting the highest number of As is your life. It can determine everything in your life. So aim for the impossible, if you fail, never mind. It was impossible to begin with anyway.
Or you can slit your wrists and just die if you feel sad.
Tip number 2 :
Buy self help books on how to improve your grades and still get tons of boyfriends/girlfriends.
Tip number 3 :
A very useful theraphy would be to run around naked (again!) and carrying many books of knowledge with you. If the police comes and arrest you you can deter them by starting to tell them about general knowledge which they are too stupid to comprehend, or you might wanna just throw the books at them. Or just try and pass off as a scientist who discovered something in his/her bath and keep yelling 'EUREKA! Discovery of the century!'.
Tip number 4 :
Don't be shy to talk to people. Hey, people don't like you cause you study too much and you suck ( which is probably true anyway ). Appeal to their better side. Make them see the positive in you. Show them that in the world of people who study too much and people who suck, you are the best. They might like you, who knows.
Tip number 5 :
People say you read too many books. Burn your books in front of them. You got them stored in your computer anyway.
Tip number 6 :
Have great friends around you. Eventhough you don't have any friends, just have great friends around you. They help you with mental stability.
Tip number 7 :
You know how the self help books like to assure you that nobody is stupid? They're lying. You were dumb enough to believe them and bought their book. So don't buy self help books, and get a DIY toolkit to help you study. Because it allows you to screw around yourself.
Tip number 8 :
The simplest words you can put in a help book. 'Believe in God'. And nobody actually thought they can say those words to themselves.
Tip number 9 :
If you fail to achieve your goal, never mind, its not the end of the world. Go sell char kuay teow.
9 super offensive tips that offer no help at all to improve your grade. This might be a bestseller yet xD
Who knows, you might get to become a minister in the future.
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I forgot to mention two interesting habits of people in Shanghai.
1) Everybody smokes like fuck
2) Everybody drives so dangerously a boa constrictor chokes and dies of its own poison just by looking
Anyway, today Professor Leslie shall speak about an interesting phenomenon that I and Zhi Wei had noticed recently.
The surge in the number of help books for students to score fucking number of As. As usual, Professor Leslie thought of writing a book like these and cashing in on people's stupidity (yay)
"How to study like fuck, get fucking number of As, and still be fucking cool" doesn't sound like it will appeal to nerds, but whatever, it might work. =/
Tip number 1 :
Remember, getting the highest number of As is your life. It can determine everything in your life. So aim for the impossible, if you fail, never mind. It was impossible to begin with anyway.
Or you can slit your wrists and just die if you feel sad.
Tip number 2 :
Buy self help books on how to improve your grades and still get tons of boyfriends/girlfriends.
Tip number 3 :
A very useful theraphy would be to run around naked (again!) and carrying many books of knowledge with you. If the police comes and arrest you you can deter them by starting to tell them about general knowledge which they are too stupid to comprehend, or you might wanna just throw the books at them. Or just try and pass off as a scientist who discovered something in his/her bath and keep yelling 'EUREKA! Discovery of the century!'.
Tip number 4 :
Don't be shy to talk to people. Hey, people don't like you cause you study too much and you suck ( which is probably true anyway ). Appeal to their better side. Make them see the positive in you. Show them that in the world of people who study too much and people who suck, you are the best. They might like you, who knows.
Tip number 5 :
People say you read too many books. Burn your books in front of them. You got them stored in your computer anyway.
Tip number 6 :
Have great friends around you. Eventhough you don't have any friends, just have great friends around you. They help you with mental stability.
Tip number 7 :
You know how the self help books like to assure you that nobody is stupid? They're lying. You were dumb enough to believe them and bought their book. So don't buy self help books, and get a DIY toolkit to help you study. Because it allows you to screw around yourself.
Tip number 8 :
The simplest words you can put in a help book. 'Believe in God'. And nobody actually thought they can say those words to themselves.
Tip number 9 :
If you fail to achieve your goal, never mind, its not the end of the world. Go sell char kuay teow.
9 super offensive tips that offer no help at all to improve your grade. This might be a bestseller yet xD
Who knows, you might get to become a minister in the future.
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I forgot to mention two interesting habits of people in Shanghai.
1) Everybody smokes like fuck
2) Everybody drives so dangerously a boa constrictor chokes and dies of its own poison just by looking
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Just to show I am alive
I am officially alive and kicking. Since almost nineteen years ago.
Anyways, just to inform you guys that I am alive, and is knockdead handsome. Now now, girls, please queue up for my phone number. I don't simply give to anyone you know.
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Shanghai trip
I shall not elaborate. I shall only tell you what is interesting from my trip to Shanghai.
First, nothing about the scenery. You go there and see for yourself.
Interesting things during the trip
1. Total number of dogs and cats seen during the 8 day 7 nights.
Dogs : 21
Cats : 1
(These are absolutely not made up. I counted everyday).
Total number of domesticated and strays
Dogs - Domesticated : 20
Stray : 1
Cats - 1 Domesticated.
Where have all the strays gone?
"Into the cooking pot" my aunt says.
Interesting thing number 2
There's this lady in my group. I am so scared of her. She is from Batu Pahat.
Everytime she sees me...
"HAHAHHAHAAA BOY YOU LOOK LIKE MY DAUGHTER"S BOYFRIEND LEH!!!!!!!"
-___- For eight days seven nights she did that EVERY time she saw me.
Then she will start talking to me about her daughters. And severely imply that one of them is of my age.
Once I actually talked to her. So what she actually said was..
Beginning
"HAHAHHAHAHAHA BOY YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND LEH!!"
After I said something :
"hAHHAHAHAHAHA BOY YOU EVEN TALK LIKE HIM LEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*slaps myself*
I promptly named her : "Stalker Aunty"
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Interesting thing number 3:
IN my tour group.
There's Ah Beng's mother...
That boy's mother...
That fellow's mother...
Oh that form 5 boy punya mother...
Ah i see that senior punya mother.....
Oh that girl's mother...
-_- Every lady is someone's mother, and I know that someone.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FATHERS GONE???????????
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There, finished about Shanghai.
I shall now talk about the movie I just watched.
"Enchanted"
Eeet is a great show, I say. Christopher says its like High School Musical. Fuck you Chris, I say.
Its not in any sense like HSM. Not everything with dancing and singing is LIKE HSM.
The main idea is a brilliant one. A princess from Disney world falls into our world. That's how fucked up it can really get. And boy, they do a good job telling you how fucked up everything can get.
*mild spoiler*
In any case, one interesting thing strikes me as the conclusion draws close. As Prince Edward finally marries his wife, as they are about to kiss, the bride's handphone rings.
The first thing I thought was?
DIGI - I will follow you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I give the show 8.25 out of 10
Anyways, just to inform you guys that I am alive, and is knockdead handsome. Now now, girls, please queue up for my phone number. I don't simply give to anyone you know.
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Shanghai trip
I shall not elaborate. I shall only tell you what is interesting from my trip to Shanghai.
First, nothing about the scenery. You go there and see for yourself.
Interesting things during the trip
1. Total number of dogs and cats seen during the 8 day 7 nights.
Dogs : 21
Cats : 1
(These are absolutely not made up. I counted everyday).
Total number of domesticated and strays
Dogs - Domesticated : 20
Stray : 1
Cats - 1 Domesticated.
Where have all the strays gone?
"Into the cooking pot" my aunt says.
Interesting thing number 2
There's this lady in my group. I am so scared of her. She is from Batu Pahat.
Everytime she sees me...
"HAHAHHAHAAA BOY YOU LOOK LIKE MY DAUGHTER"S BOYFRIEND LEH!!!!!!!"
-___- For eight days seven nights she did that EVERY time she saw me.
Then she will start talking to me about her daughters. And severely imply that one of them is of my age.
Once I actually talked to her. So what she actually said was..
Beginning
"HAHAHHAHAHAHA BOY YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND LEH!!"
After I said something :
"hAHHAHAHAHAHA BOY YOU EVEN TALK LIKE HIM LEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*slaps myself*
I promptly named her : "Stalker Aunty"
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Interesting thing number 3:
IN my tour group.
There's Ah Beng's mother...
That boy's mother...
That fellow's mother...
Oh that form 5 boy punya mother...
Ah i see that senior punya mother.....
Oh that girl's mother...
-_- Every lady is someone's mother, and I know that someone.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FATHERS GONE???????????
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There, finished about Shanghai.
I shall now talk about the movie I just watched.
"Enchanted"
Eeet is a great show, I say. Christopher says its like High School Musical. Fuck you Chris, I say.
Its not in any sense like HSM. Not everything with dancing and singing is LIKE HSM.
The main idea is a brilliant one. A princess from Disney world falls into our world. That's how fucked up it can really get. And boy, they do a good job telling you how fucked up everything can get.
*mild spoiler*
In any case, one interesting thing strikes me as the conclusion draws close. As Prince Edward finally marries his wife, as they are about to kiss, the bride's handphone rings.
The first thing I thought was?
DIGI - I will follow you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I give the show 8.25 out of 10
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Untitled.. again
A little update on anime.
Watched Death Note, it was awesome! All the smarts certainly make you feel stupid, and the suspense is thrilling. Personally I kind of thought the movie was slightly better than the anime.
The appearance of 'M' and 'N' after 'L' died simply sounds a little corny eh?
Watching 'Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' now. 14 episodes only, very short. But you bet, its freaking hilarious. Many ideas in it that will make you go 'HAHA WTF!!'.
The best part here is, the main guy's situation is extremely, how do you say it.. understandable? Imagine you were in his situation. You would probably act the same way as him too. That's the magic in it. Its so.. wtf.
Anime watched so far, in order of date :
1) Love Hina
2) Elfen Lied
3) Fate Stay Night
4) Death Note
5) The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Hmm.. few I know. But I only began in June. And they are expensive.. well.. I did mention how hard it was to get the authenticity of the products in Malaysia verified.
Hopefully going to get my hands on Fullmetal Alchemist soon! And if I can I want to get Claymore and Kekkaishi.
I should get my bro to buy me some. Hehe :P
But he'll probably knock my head with his dog and tell me to forget these kind of childish stuff.
They aren't childish actually if you think about it. Its kind of hard to find a totally 'clean' anime if you get what I mean.
None of the above in the list are 100% clean. But that does not mean they are not acceptably clean. Well that depends on how you look at it. Sure wasn't that big a turn on to me -_-"
And no, I do not have a problem. You probably have if you were thinking what I predicted.
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Read in newspapers today. My home subscribes to NST, I have no say in it. Its news anyway.
Few things that caught my attention.
Lets see now.. ( fllip flip flip )
1st thing.
Mawi-lookalike prefects.
Mawi's hairstyle will be the standard for male school prefects. It is known as Persona hairdo.
Johor Education Department director Mr. Mokhy Saidon said it was a way to discipline students. And he hopes it will make students emulate the prefects.
Three words.
WHAT THE FUCK!@#!@($*E^!@($*?????????????????????????????
I still think SHAVING YOUR HEAD IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU A DISCIPLINED PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does everyone try to apply a physical method to shape a mental attribute?
"Oh look at that guy! He shaved his head! Probably your average hardworking, obedient, nice and always stays out of trouble DUMB fellow."
2nd thing.
Dr Sheikh Muszaphar in space. Well bravo to him for being a pioneer to go into space. You're in space, that's all that matters.
But, many more are going to follow in your footsteps.
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
But, many more WANTS to follow in your footsteps.
HELLO?? Don't forget we need to EAT HERE!! We need farmers, lawyers, mushroom growers, fishermen, doctors, animal lovers, cooks, nasi lemak ladies and Hainan chicken rice stalls here!!! Why does everyone want to blast off into SPACE where there's NOTHING??????????????????????
There is a mentality that whenever someone succeeds in doing something, EVERYONE has to set THAT success as their ambition!! No variation there ( see i am not swearing, see see?? )
Why is no one announcing they want to follow Nicole Ann David?? Or Datin Sharifah Mazlina?? or even Datuk Azhar Mansor -_-"
Simple. Because blasting off into space LOOKS easy. You just sit there, they strap you on to a toilet seat, and you blast off. Of course, reality hurts.
Funny -_-"
Ok I might be overreacting here. They are kids after all.
Dumb kids.......
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I wanna watch Lust, Caution by Ang Lee. But WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT SHOWING HERE??? ( oops I swore. So what? )
Looks like a good movie, but, never know until we actually watch it eh?
Watched Death Note, it was awesome! All the smarts certainly make you feel stupid, and the suspense is thrilling. Personally I kind of thought the movie was slightly better than the anime.
The appearance of 'M' and 'N' after 'L' died simply sounds a little corny eh?
Watching 'Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' now. 14 episodes only, very short. But you bet, its freaking hilarious. Many ideas in it that will make you go 'HAHA WTF!!'.
The best part here is, the main guy's situation is extremely, how do you say it.. understandable? Imagine you were in his situation. You would probably act the same way as him too. That's the magic in it. Its so.. wtf.
Anime watched so far, in order of date :
1) Love Hina
2) Elfen Lied
3) Fate Stay Night
4) Death Note
5) The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Hmm.. few I know. But I only began in June. And they are expensive.. well.. I did mention how hard it was to get the authenticity of the products in Malaysia verified.
Hopefully going to get my hands on Fullmetal Alchemist soon! And if I can I want to get Claymore and Kekkaishi.
I should get my bro to buy me some. Hehe :P
But he'll probably knock my head with his dog and tell me to forget these kind of childish stuff.
They aren't childish actually if you think about it. Its kind of hard to find a totally 'clean' anime if you get what I mean.
None of the above in the list are 100% clean. But that does not mean they are not acceptably clean. Well that depends on how you look at it. Sure wasn't that big a turn on to me -_-"
And no, I do not have a problem. You probably have if you were thinking what I predicted.
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Read in newspapers today. My home subscribes to NST, I have no say in it. Its news anyway.
Few things that caught my attention.
Lets see now.. ( fllip flip flip )
1st thing.
Mawi-lookalike prefects.
Mawi's hairstyle will be the standard for male school prefects. It is known as Persona hairdo.
Johor Education Department director Mr. Mokhy Saidon said it was a way to discipline students. And he hopes it will make students emulate the prefects.
Three words.
WHAT THE FUCK!@#!@($*E^!@($*?????????????????????????????
I still think SHAVING YOUR HEAD IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU A DISCIPLINED PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does everyone try to apply a physical method to shape a mental attribute?
"Oh look at that guy! He shaved his head! Probably your average hardworking, obedient, nice and always stays out of trouble DUMB fellow."
2nd thing.
Dr Sheikh Muszaphar in space. Well bravo to him for being a pioneer to go into space. You're in space, that's all that matters.
But, many more are going to follow in your footsteps.
Wait. Let me rephrase that.
But, many more WANTS to follow in your footsteps.
HELLO?? Don't forget we need to EAT HERE!! We need farmers, lawyers, mushroom growers, fishermen, doctors, animal lovers, cooks, nasi lemak ladies and Hainan chicken rice stalls here!!! Why does everyone want to blast off into SPACE where there's NOTHING??????????????????????
There is a mentality that whenever someone succeeds in doing something, EVERYONE has to set THAT success as their ambition!! No variation there ( see i am not swearing, see see?? )
Why is no one announcing they want to follow Nicole Ann David?? Or Datin Sharifah Mazlina?? or even Datuk Azhar Mansor -_-"
Simple. Because blasting off into space LOOKS easy. You just sit there, they strap you on to a toilet seat, and you blast off. Of course, reality hurts.
Funny -_-"
Ok I might be overreacting here. They are kids after all.
Dumb kids.......
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I wanna watch Lust, Caution by Ang Lee. But WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT SHOWING HERE??? ( oops I swore. So what? )
Looks like a good movie, but, never know until we actually watch it eh?
Sunday, October 14, 2007
No title
First and foremost, I shall begin this update with why i did not update. Which literally translates into : EXCUSES. Or in a more formal way, reasons-to-convince-you-why-my-work-is-not-done and why-I am-not-at fault-and-therefore-you-should-not-blame-me-for-it. Alright, excuses sounds easier.
Excuse 1 :
1) Bloody Cendana Internet connections in the room were cut off. After a week. Port's ready, server's ready, cables ready, WHY MUST CUT????
- Because they got the approval already, but no black and white yet.
Seriously, These people need to know that black is the abscence of colour and white is the combination of seven colours.
Put this in mathematical form, you get..
Assuming colour = x
0x + 7x = Internet activation
But since 0x has no value, therefore..
7x = Internet activation.
Come see me, I have some white paper. Lots of them.
Excuse 2:
Peer pressure. I suffered lots of taunts and jeers from my friends to update. I have learned in school that peer pressure is always bad. I wrote countless essays of how peer pressure encourages stupid youths to start smoking, have casual sex, commit suicide and take drugs and all every other negative social issues that could possibly exist. So why would I succumb to peer pressure if that is so bad? That's why lah.. I didn't update. Because I so good.
Excuse 3:
I ran out of potato chips. Potato chips are an excellent source of energy for operating the mouse and typing on the keyboard. Without all the carbohydrate, water, monosodium glutamate and (insert many many chemical stuff that we stuff into ourselves daily here), I simply cannot update.
Alright, done with the excuses. Now on to updating.
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Kids beware! There's a pedo on the loose in the streets. He likes cucumber and brinjals. If you see him grab the nearest magic gourd and shove it up his ass ok? Make sure it hurts.
And oh yeah, while you are at it, try and obtain naked pictures of guys who post what they shouldn't post in the net. Blackmail them for money first. Get the money, then post it anyway cause they suck.
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Oh and why the big hoo-haa about a Malaysian guy in space?
Its an exagerration to have almost an entire edition of Star newspaper dedicated to that.
He's the man who will fuel idealism in the country. Taxpayer's money are being channeled to buy petrol to fuel his way up into space, and unfortunately he's coming back and most probably will be saying he wants another go.
Now every kid in the street wants to be an astronaut. But nobody knows the difference between an astronaut, a cosmonaut, a juggernaut, and heck nobody even knows what a space tourist is.
"Huh? Go into space? Siao ah! So expensive, no whores, nothing to buy, nothing to see, no air to breathe?? WASTE MONEY SIALL!!!"
Kids are the future taxpayers.
So technically, in mathematical terms, if we have a kid becoming a whatevernaut, we will have one less taxpayer. This can be seen in the mathematical expression
Kids = a
astronauts/cosmonauts/juggernauts/whatevernauts = b
constant = k
tax collected = t
k(b-a)=t
If every kid is a whatevernaut..
a = 0.
therefore, tax collected will be t = kb.
Now as we all know, in taxes, the whatevernauts tax collection comes in (onebillion minus income tax).
Income tax, unless imposed on guys like Bill Gates(is there a Bill Doors or Bill Windows?), will definitely be below RM1,000,000.
Technically, income tax will be way below negative level.
Our nation will collapse. People will suffer. Famine spreads. Disease overwhelms us. Everyone is unemployed. The space is literally littered with Malaysians. Nobody grows crops. Our economy collapse. But hey! We are in space. That's all that matters.
Of course, this is all crap. There's always that mak cik that sells nasi lemak down at the corner stall. Our people in space will surely come back for her nasi lemak. The only problem is we have to send them back into space and hope they get stuck up there.
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Went to Carrefour a moment ago. Ok its 1.05am, maybe not a moment ago. About 5 hours ago.
Guess what?
Its the first day of Raya.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MALAYS BUYING STUFF AT THIS TIME????????????????
It was seriously jampacked, crowded, congested, constipated, whatever word you have in mind, put it here.
Whatever happened in the morning? What.. not enough supplies? Don't bullshit me lar. EVERYONE OUT OF SUPPLIES???????????????????
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE NONMALAYS BUYING ALL THAT JUNKFOOD?????
It was enough to feed the entire town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, BP-ians are weird.
And I am beginning to hate salesmen. I won't mind attractive salesWOMEN though.
Do I seriously look like a 40 year old datuk with a harem of a dozen mistresses, tons of corruption case against me while driving a convoy of limousines??? WHY IS EVERYONE OFFERING ME CREDIT CARDS????????????
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Just had an idea while chatting with Judy.
Congratulations to Al Gore for winning the Peace Nobel. You deserve it.
I am going to win it next year. Heck, I shall make a documentary myself on peace.
It will be an interesting one.
I shall buy a camera.
And I shall camwhore.
And make sure every picture will have a peace sign on at least one hand.
Then make a documentary out of it!!
Ah crap, I am way behind. BILLIONS of people already done that. Got a lot of catching up to do.
And I can imagine me sayng the speech.
"With the prize money, I shall buy many more cameras and capture every single peace sign I see in the world. Then I shall document it again, and spread peace to the world!"
Yeah right, everyone's buying nuclear weapons and I am buying cameras. I shall win it hands down. Bwahahhaaha.~~~
I can even imagine what the announcement sounds like.
"And we present the Peace Laureate to Mr.... because he did not purchase Nuclear weapons like other power-crazy leaders of countries!"
Excuse 1 :
1) Bloody Cendana Internet connections in the room were cut off. After a week. Port's ready, server's ready, cables ready, WHY MUST CUT????
- Because they got the approval already, but no black and white yet.
Seriously, These people need to know that black is the abscence of colour and white is the combination of seven colours.
Put this in mathematical form, you get..
Assuming colour = x
0x + 7x = Internet activation
But since 0x has no value, therefore..
7x = Internet activation.
Come see me, I have some white paper. Lots of them.
Excuse 2:
Peer pressure. I suffered lots of taunts and jeers from my friends to update. I have learned in school that peer pressure is always bad. I wrote countless essays of how peer pressure encourages stupid youths to start smoking, have casual sex, commit suicide and take drugs and all every other negative social issues that could possibly exist. So why would I succumb to peer pressure if that is so bad? That's why lah.. I didn't update. Because I so good.
Excuse 3:
I ran out of potato chips. Potato chips are an excellent source of energy for operating the mouse and typing on the keyboard. Without all the carbohydrate, water, monosodium glutamate and (insert many many chemical stuff that we stuff into ourselves daily here), I simply cannot update.
Alright, done with the excuses. Now on to updating.
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Kids beware! There's a pedo on the loose in the streets. He likes cucumber and brinjals. If you see him grab the nearest magic gourd and shove it up his ass ok? Make sure it hurts.
And oh yeah, while you are at it, try and obtain naked pictures of guys who post what they shouldn't post in the net. Blackmail them for money first. Get the money, then post it anyway cause they suck.
__________________________________________________________________
Oh and why the big hoo-haa about a Malaysian guy in space?
Its an exagerration to have almost an entire edition of Star newspaper dedicated to that.
He's the man who will fuel idealism in the country. Taxpayer's money are being channeled to buy petrol to fuel his way up into space, and unfortunately he's coming back and most probably will be saying he wants another go.
Now every kid in the street wants to be an astronaut. But nobody knows the difference between an astronaut, a cosmonaut, a juggernaut, and heck nobody even knows what a space tourist is.
"Huh? Go into space? Siao ah! So expensive, no whores, nothing to buy, nothing to see, no air to breathe?? WASTE MONEY SIALL!!!"
Kids are the future taxpayers.
So technically, in mathematical terms, if we have a kid becoming a whatevernaut, we will have one less taxpayer. This can be seen in the mathematical expression
Kids = a
astronauts/cosmonauts/juggernauts/whatevernauts = b
constant = k
tax collected = t
k(b-a)=t
If every kid is a whatevernaut..
a = 0.
therefore, tax collected will be t = kb.
Now as we all know, in taxes, the whatevernauts tax collection comes in (onebillion minus income tax).
Income tax, unless imposed on guys like Bill Gates(is there a Bill Doors or Bill Windows?), will definitely be below RM1,000,000.
Technically, income tax will be way below negative level.
Our nation will collapse. People will suffer. Famine spreads. Disease overwhelms us. Everyone is unemployed. The space is literally littered with Malaysians. Nobody grows crops. Our economy collapse. But hey! We are in space. That's all that matters.
Of course, this is all crap. There's always that mak cik that sells nasi lemak down at the corner stall. Our people in space will surely come back for her nasi lemak. The only problem is we have to send them back into space and hope they get stuck up there.
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Went to Carrefour a moment ago. Ok its 1.05am, maybe not a moment ago. About 5 hours ago.
Guess what?
Its the first day of Raya.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MALAYS BUYING STUFF AT THIS TIME????????????????
It was seriously jampacked, crowded, congested, constipated, whatever word you have in mind, put it here.
Whatever happened in the morning? What.. not enough supplies? Don't bullshit me lar. EVERYONE OUT OF SUPPLIES???????????????????
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE NONMALAYS BUYING ALL THAT JUNKFOOD?????
It was enough to feed the entire town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, BP-ians are weird.
And I am beginning to hate salesmen. I won't mind attractive salesWOMEN though.
Do I seriously look like a 40 year old datuk with a harem of a dozen mistresses, tons of corruption case against me while driving a convoy of limousines??? WHY IS EVERYONE OFFERING ME CREDIT CARDS????????????
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Just had an idea while chatting with Judy.
Congratulations to Al Gore for winning the Peace Nobel. You deserve it.
I am going to win it next year. Heck, I shall make a documentary myself on peace.
It will be an interesting one.
I shall buy a camera.
And I shall camwhore.
And make sure every picture will have a peace sign on at least one hand.
Then make a documentary out of it!!
Ah crap, I am way behind. BILLIONS of people already done that. Got a lot of catching up to do.
And I can imagine me sayng the speech.
"With the prize money, I shall buy many more cameras and capture every single peace sign I see in the world. Then I shall document it again, and spread peace to the world!"
Yeah right, everyone's buying nuclear weapons and I am buying cameras. I shall win it hands down. Bwahahhaaha.~~~
I can even imagine what the announcement sounds like.
"And we present the Peace Laureate to Mr.... because he did not purchase Nuclear weapons like other power-crazy leaders of countries!"
Saturday, September 15, 2007
How to release stress
Professor Leslie's tips to release stress.
Warning : Extremely imaginative, unrealistic and dangerous. Please do this at home if you want to release tension and stress in a very insane way.
Professor Leslie has decided that everyone in the world experiences stress. Stress occurs when one is pressured into doing something that he/she feels is boring, too much work for a stupid pay, not enough sex and leading a seriously dysfunctional life.
Have no fear! For today Professor Leslie shall teach you how to release yourself from all that agony and become a somewhat abnormal person, minus the stress!
Tip 1:
Forget what the health experts tell you. Its all bullshit, or its some way to make them look smart so that they will be called experts, or its some marketing shit.
Listen to what Professor Leslie says.
Feel the tension slipping away already right? Be thankful I don't charge you.
Tip 2:
If you ever feel the pressure mounting on you, gather all your homework/assignments/work, pile them up, burn them. Then gather the ashes and put them into your boss/teacher/any stupid person's underwear and watch them scratch their crotch till it bleeds.
Sadistic I know, but somehow it works. ( I did something similiar, but not to that extent. Not telling you what I did, but it sure feels good. )
Tip 3:
Sit down in a quiet and secluded place.
Then phase out into a fantasy world of your own. Where you can do anything you like.
Such as.. shoving shit into the mouth of that pervert who keeps staring at your ass ( this applies to guys too. ), imagining you using an umbrella and slowly stabbing that idiot you don't like to death, then drink his blood.
See, that's why sit down in a quiet place. You might suddenly start smiling to yourself and say 'Kill you kill you kill you'. People will run away if they see you, then you have nobody to stab.
Tip 4:
Hire yourself out as a terminator. If you do so, contact me. I have lots of cats here in Cendana for you to kill.
And while you are at it, please clean up their shit. They are on every floor. 5th floor for penguin's sake. Ever seen a cat that goes way up to the 5th floor just to SHIT??????
Tip 5:
Nothing violent now.
Feeling stressed cause of monetary problems? Here's how to feel rich and happy, and not be rich. A cheap way to destress.
Go to the toilet carrying maybe 10 RM1 notes.
Shit.
Use the money to wipe your ass. Instant gratification.
Tip 6:
Feeling stressed cause of monetary problems? Here's how to feel rich and happy, and be very much poorer.
Go out with your credit card. Buy every single imaginable thing that you might remotely have need of. Swipe your card with every purchase ( anything above 1 cent ). Swipe your card until it melts.
Then go report card missing. And act very pissed when dealing with police.
When bank calls, act innocent.
All the way until you land up in jail bankrupt. Hey at least you felt good right?
Tip 7:
They say eating chocolates help. I say bullshit.
Eating things that you don't like might well work better.
Challenge yourself to eat that piece of week old tough and rubbery mutton. Tell yourself you can detoxify your body once you eat it. Take it as a challenge. Make sure you eat all of it. When you are done, you might actually feel good about it. At least you have done something nuts in your life.
Tip 8:
This is a very fun one. Go snap of a tree branch with a lot of tiny branches ( sorry tree ). The more tiny branches the better.
Hook up all your underwear on it.
Then run across town waving it like some flag.
Make sure you can run faster than a policeman's car.
Tip 9:
Go to your bank, and deposit money into Professor Leslie's account. You will instantly reduce MY stress. Then call me to thank me. I will say 'No Problem'.
Tip 10:
Now this is a decent one. Read this post again, and think that, actually in this world, there are people who are more stressed than me.
Then what? LAUGH AT THEM LAR!!!!
Remember : Laughter the best medicine. Conscience = stress. So no conscience = no stress?
This is a community mesage by Professor Leslie.
Don't bother making police reports. The police are my neighbour. Their hostel and station is right next to my hostel.
Warning : Extremely imaginative, unrealistic and dangerous. Please do this at home if you want to release tension and stress in a very insane way.
Professor Leslie has decided that everyone in the world experiences stress. Stress occurs when one is pressured into doing something that he/she feels is boring, too much work for a stupid pay, not enough sex and leading a seriously dysfunctional life.
Have no fear! For today Professor Leslie shall teach you how to release yourself from all that agony and become a somewhat abnormal person, minus the stress!
Tip 1:
Forget what the health experts tell you. Its all bullshit, or its some way to make them look smart so that they will be called experts, or its some marketing shit.
Listen to what Professor Leslie says.
Feel the tension slipping away already right? Be thankful I don't charge you.
Tip 2:
If you ever feel the pressure mounting on you, gather all your homework/assignments/work, pile them up, burn them. Then gather the ashes and put them into your boss/teacher/any stupid person's underwear and watch them scratch their crotch till it bleeds.
Sadistic I know, but somehow it works. ( I did something similiar, but not to that extent. Not telling you what I did, but it sure feels good. )
Tip 3:
Sit down in a quiet and secluded place.
Then phase out into a fantasy world of your own. Where you can do anything you like.
Such as.. shoving shit into the mouth of that pervert who keeps staring at your ass ( this applies to guys too. ), imagining you using an umbrella and slowly stabbing that idiot you don't like to death, then drink his blood.
See, that's why sit down in a quiet place. You might suddenly start smiling to yourself and say 'Kill you kill you kill you'. People will run away if they see you, then you have nobody to stab.
Tip 4:
Hire yourself out as a terminator. If you do so, contact me. I have lots of cats here in Cendana for you to kill.
And while you are at it, please clean up their shit. They are on every floor. 5th floor for penguin's sake. Ever seen a cat that goes way up to the 5th floor just to SHIT??????
Tip 5:
Nothing violent now.
Feeling stressed cause of monetary problems? Here's how to feel rich and happy, and not be rich. A cheap way to destress.
Go to the toilet carrying maybe 10 RM1 notes.
Shit.
Use the money to wipe your ass. Instant gratification.
Tip 6:
Feeling stressed cause of monetary problems? Here's how to feel rich and happy, and be very much poorer.
Go out with your credit card. Buy every single imaginable thing that you might remotely have need of. Swipe your card with every purchase ( anything above 1 cent ). Swipe your card until it melts.
Then go report card missing. And act very pissed when dealing with police.
When bank calls, act innocent.
All the way until you land up in jail bankrupt. Hey at least you felt good right?
Tip 7:
They say eating chocolates help. I say bullshit.
Eating things that you don't like might well work better.
Challenge yourself to eat that piece of week old tough and rubbery mutton. Tell yourself you can detoxify your body once you eat it. Take it as a challenge. Make sure you eat all of it. When you are done, you might actually feel good about it. At least you have done something nuts in your life.
Tip 8:
This is a very fun one. Go snap of a tree branch with a lot of tiny branches ( sorry tree ). The more tiny branches the better.
Hook up all your underwear on it.
Then run across town waving it like some flag.
Make sure you can run faster than a policeman's car.
Tip 9:
Go to your bank, and deposit money into Professor Leslie's account. You will instantly reduce MY stress. Then call me to thank me. I will say 'No Problem'.
Tip 10:
Now this is a decent one. Read this post again, and think that, actually in this world, there are people who are more stressed than me.
Then what? LAUGH AT THEM LAR!!!!
Remember : Laughter the best medicine. Conscience = stress. So no conscience = no stress?
This is a community mesage by Professor Leslie.
Don't bother making police reports. The police are my neighbour. Their hostel and station is right next to my hostel.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Wah
Damn long never update, I am still alive ok!!
Its just that I seem to have nothing to update, what with me announcing I shall not blog of INTEC, and 99% of my time is spent in INTEC -__-".
Anyway, just a post to show that I am alive..
I managed to get the OST for Fate/Stay Night. Yep, they are definitely better than Elfen Lied's. Me likey! The OST CD is RM60 O_o I shall go into greater details when I am actually hardworking enough to do it -_- My copy is all in Japanese titles, while the listing is all in English titles. Somehow have to match the titles, fortunately they are arranged in the same way.
( I learned that 'Ou' in Japanese means 'king'. Sounds like being a king is kind of painful eh? )
Now I shall proceed to elaborate on the hilarity of BP vendors selling 'original' DVDs.
I went to the Summit, a local shopping complex, and I visited several CD/DVD shops just to check out F/sn original DVD's price and ogle at them at the same time.
The 1st shop I visited, they are selling it for RM19.90. Hmm.. wtf? Why so cheap one? ( I even saw Elfen Lied selling for RM19.90 )
The 2nd shop I visited, they are selling it for RM24.90. The cover looks different somehow, but why still so cheap?
The 3rd shop I visited, they are selling it for RM39.90. I would say this is probably the genuine one, but the differences in prices made me lose confidence. Again, the cover was different from the above two shops. Why does one anime have so many different covers???
The 4th shop I visited sells it for RM59.90. WHY DOES ALL THE SHOPS HAVE DIFFERENT PRICES???? ( and different covers too! )
So I visited a shop in KL, which I am pretty confident is the real stuff. RM79.90. And it actually comes in a box. I kind of forgot it will come in a box.
Fuck the shops in BP.
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My mum had recently been said to have dengue. Somehow her blood count is above 80, probably a mild case. But thankfully she seems fine. And she seems happy that she has lost a few kgs because of it -_-" Well the important thing is she is healthy and happy.
My dad, on the other hand, is gaining a lot of weight. He gained 10 kgs O_O Well after his surgery he weighed some 50+ only ( lost terribly a lot ). Now he seems more cheerful and more talkative, having gained back some weight.
I missed the trip to Singapore. Bet my little niece is driving her mum nuts now. I am so going to love her!
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Rejoice ye scholar holders! Garmen wants to increase our 'salary'! Next year we can eat better stuff, if we ever have access. All I had been able to eat was in a single mamak stall near my hostel. So sick of that mamak, and the workers have this bloody attitude that makes me want to kick their balls. Blehhhh~~
Its just that I seem to have nothing to update, what with me announcing I shall not blog of INTEC, and 99% of my time is spent in INTEC -__-".
Anyway, just a post to show that I am alive..
I managed to get the OST for Fate/Stay Night. Yep, they are definitely better than Elfen Lied's. Me likey! The OST CD is RM60 O_o I shall go into greater details when I am actually hardworking enough to do it -_- My copy is all in Japanese titles, while the listing is all in English titles. Somehow have to match the titles, fortunately they are arranged in the same way.
( I learned that 'Ou' in Japanese means 'king'. Sounds like being a king is kind of painful eh? )
Now I shall proceed to elaborate on the hilarity of BP vendors selling 'original' DVDs.
I went to the Summit, a local shopping complex, and I visited several CD/DVD shops just to check out F/sn original DVD's price and ogle at them at the same time.
The 1st shop I visited, they are selling it for RM19.90. Hmm.. wtf? Why so cheap one? ( I even saw Elfen Lied selling for RM19.90 )
The 2nd shop I visited, they are selling it for RM24.90. The cover looks different somehow, but why still so cheap?
The 3rd shop I visited, they are selling it for RM39.90. I would say this is probably the genuine one, but the differences in prices made me lose confidence. Again, the cover was different from the above two shops. Why does one anime have so many different covers???
The 4th shop I visited sells it for RM59.90. WHY DOES ALL THE SHOPS HAVE DIFFERENT PRICES???? ( and different covers too! )
So I visited a shop in KL, which I am pretty confident is the real stuff. RM79.90. And it actually comes in a box. I kind of forgot it will come in a box.
Fuck the shops in BP.
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My mum had recently been said to have dengue. Somehow her blood count is above 80, probably a mild case. But thankfully she seems fine. And she seems happy that she has lost a few kgs because of it -_-" Well the important thing is she is healthy and happy.
My dad, on the other hand, is gaining a lot of weight. He gained 10 kgs O_O Well after his surgery he weighed some 50+ only ( lost terribly a lot ). Now he seems more cheerful and more talkative, having gained back some weight.
I missed the trip to Singapore. Bet my little niece is driving her mum nuts now. I am so going to love her!
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Rejoice ye scholar holders! Garmen wants to increase our 'salary'! Next year we can eat better stuff, if we ever have access. All I had been able to eat was in a single mamak stall near my hostel. So sick of that mamak, and the workers have this bloody attitude that makes me want to kick their balls. Blehhhh~~
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Fate Stay Night
Sorry guys, just hasn't been in the best of mood lately.
Anyway, been spending the midnights watching anime!
Aaah the things needed to get me normal again.
I've been watching... Fate/Stay Night!!
So this is a review post about the anime.
I would give it a 4.5/5.0. I still like Elfen Lied better.
But for the soundtracks, F/sn has a better compilation, in my opinion. For Elfen Lied, the only memorable songs were 'Lilium' (many versions) and 'Neji' (which sounds a little creepy). Still trying to get my hands on F/sn OST, I swear I'll buy all of them when I have the money. But for now, I just have to rely on other sources to satisfy the need. Not sure about the titles of the soundtracks yet, but La Sola definitely leaves an impression in you. Yeah I know, I love those kind of songs, ethereal kind of peaceful yet with a tinge of sadness.
Although why Japanese likes to put girls as the main characters, I will never know. But hey, who's complaining.
The above is the main character in F/sn. I like her dress and battlesuit the most. Remove the armor, and you get a really nice looking dress.
For info about the anime and yet still be spoiler free, go search Wikipedia.
But what I can tell you is, the ending definitely wraps things up nicely. Can't divulge much more. Elfen Lied's ending is much more tantalizing as it offers a hanging conclusion and yet still be an excellent conclusion ( which is a stroke of genius ). As for F/SN, its conclusion is definite, and leaves a bittersweet aftertaste. Go watch yourself if you happen to be curious.
What can I say, this is second only to Elfen Lied. A must-watch alongside EL. :)
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And you know what? I dread going back to INTEC. I demand my life back, or whatever there was anyway.
Anyway, been spending the midnights watching anime!
Aaah the things needed to get me normal again.
I've been watching... Fate/Stay Night!!
So this is a review post about the anime.I would give it a 4.5/5.0. I still like Elfen Lied better.
But for the soundtracks, F/sn has a better compilation, in my opinion. For Elfen Lied, the only memorable songs were 'Lilium' (many versions) and 'Neji' (which sounds a little creepy). Still trying to get my hands on F/sn OST, I swear I'll buy all of them when I have the money. But for now, I just have to rely on other sources to satisfy the need. Not sure about the titles of the soundtracks yet, but La Sola definitely leaves an impression in you. Yeah I know, I love those kind of songs, ethereal kind of peaceful yet with a tinge of sadness.
Although why Japanese likes to put girls as the main characters, I will never know. But hey, who's complaining.The above is the main character in F/sn. I like her dress and battlesuit the most. Remove the armor, and you get a really nice looking dress.
For info about the anime and yet still be spoiler free, go search Wikipedia.
But what I can tell you is, the ending definitely wraps things up nicely. Can't divulge much more. Elfen Lied's ending is much more tantalizing as it offers a hanging conclusion and yet still be an excellent conclusion ( which is a stroke of genius ). As for F/SN, its conclusion is definite, and leaves a bittersweet aftertaste. Go watch yourself if you happen to be curious.
What can I say, this is second only to Elfen Lied. A must-watch alongside EL. :)
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And you know what? I dread going back to INTEC. I demand my life back, or whatever there was anyway.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Update whooo!
One thing about INTEC is, its weird to find normal people. This is seriously a nest for social insecured people to come to.
There's all kinds of weird people here, ranging from :
1) People who are sex obsessed
2) People who are antisocial
3) People who are oversocial
4) People who study too much until they look like zombies
5) And people like me
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Lots of things to blog about, yet when I log in, its all blank. -_-"
Well, I shall mention briefly about Rush Hour 3.
The story sucked big time, the girls are quite pretty but not hot.
The jokes are all about subtle criticisms of US the A, or else its all about sex.
The sex jokes are, Jackie Chan the nice guy who's already 50+ and still a fucking virgin, and Chris Tucker keeps trying to.. well not being gay but trying to get nice Mr Inspector Lee to get laid by some hot chick. You get the idea.
I would rate it somewhere around 6.5/10
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I started an offline journal because of withdrawal symptoms due to lack of blogging. And now I find that an offline journal is even better even if the only reader is me. I can criticize everyone there and nobody will find out. BUAHAHHAA!!!
And now the problem is, I don't know how to update my blog anymore.
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Life has been pretty hectic. Yeah right, busy sleeping is more like it.
Anyway, there's plentiful of assignments to be done. If each assignments earns me 10 bucks, I would be a hundredaire now. Oh wait I already am. But well, you get what I mean.
I guess that's all for a brief ( brief as in short, not as in underwear ) update.
Just one word of advice for you people, :
Always remember in your life. Whoever you are, whatever profession, how many children or how often you have sex, remember this.
Professor Leslie is never wrong.
There's all kinds of weird people here, ranging from :
1) People who are sex obsessed
2) People who are antisocial
3) People who are oversocial
4) People who study too much until they look like zombies
5) And people like me
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Lots of things to blog about, yet when I log in, its all blank. -_-"
Well, I shall mention briefly about Rush Hour 3.
The story sucked big time, the girls are quite pretty but not hot.
The jokes are all about subtle criticisms of US the A, or else its all about sex.
The sex jokes are, Jackie Chan the nice guy who's already 50+ and still a fucking virgin, and Chris Tucker keeps trying to.. well not being gay but trying to get nice Mr Inspector Lee to get laid by some hot chick. You get the idea.
I would rate it somewhere around 6.5/10
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I started an offline journal because of withdrawal symptoms due to lack of blogging. And now I find that an offline journal is even better even if the only reader is me. I can criticize everyone there and nobody will find out. BUAHAHHAA!!!
And now the problem is, I don't know how to update my blog anymore.
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Life has been pretty hectic. Yeah right, busy sleeping is more like it.
Anyway, there's plentiful of assignments to be done. If each assignments earns me 10 bucks, I would be a hundredaire now. Oh wait I already am. But well, you get what I mean.
I guess that's all for a brief ( brief as in short, not as in underwear ) update.
Just one word of advice for you people, :
Always remember in your life. Whoever you are, whatever profession, how many children or how often you have sex, remember this.
Professor Leslie is never wrong.
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