I am alive!

Yes, I am alive and very much enjoying life right now.

Weather's cool.
Classes are few.
Food's not bad.
Babes galore.
Beautiful sceneries.

What's there to hate?

Malaysian students here who don't know how to use the toilet.

In Auckland.

How sad is that?

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Seriously, our politicians have to be the only ones in the world worshiping a tree as tree of democracy. And the other side is equally stupid to try and come up with ploys to destroy or undermine that tree.

THAT TREE IS FUCKING INNOCENT! NOW GO DRAW UP A PLAN OR PROJECT THAT BENEFITS THE PEOPLE YOU MORONS!

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NZ is, well, pretty much an ecofriendly place. Greenery everywhere, rare rubbish sightings on the roads, no politicking in the newspapers (the newspapers are fuck boring. Everyday there's a feature about a cat. A handsome cat. A heroic cat. A lazy cat. Wtf?) I don't bother reading the newspaper here btw, Malaysian newspapers amuse me more.

Well, NZ is pretty much the place to retire at. No joke. Its so peaceful here, anyone can just come here and waste life away with the sheeps, and cows, AND CATS. Funny how there doesn't seem to be any strays, and dog sightings are far more common than cats.

Anyway, will update with more freak theories when I have the time (and idea).

But here's a rant about facebook to satisfy you guys for now, if you even come to my blog anymore.

As I mentioned in my previous post, people get stupider as we multiply (which john made some huge calculation errors and claimed he solved the problem)

Nono, politicians or Malaysian students abroad aside, its facebook. Malaysians on facebook. Melayu Cina India.

WILL YOU STOP FUCKING DO THOSE STUPID QUIZZES? GEEZ!

The answers given are so general, it is correct for everyone. Are you a true Johorean? Yes you are. Are you an anak Kedah? Yes you are. You are a hot lover (obviously you are not, I mean look at yourself..). You are a good kisser (ever kissed?). You are great in bed (bet you're a virgin). You are sentimental (yeah, sentimeter + obviously mental). If you are a politician, you will be the Prime Minister (a big IF. How many Prime Ministers can we IF HAVE anyway).

For fuck's sake, those quizzes
1) Waste time
2) Annoy the hell out of me
3) Insults intelligence
4) Waste energy and memory
5) and many more...

Now if I can just find out how to turn off those quizzes, facebook conveniently hid that teeny weeny little button that can shut your quizzes out of my laptop screen...

Excuse the anger and the angst in this post. I just spent 3 whole days on assignments. It severely damaged my internal organs, killed 80% of my brain cells (which explains why I hate Aimee for introducing me Zahada at this untimely moment. It killed the other 20%) and made me lose weight. So yeah, if you have weight problems, come do my assignment.