Wohoo

Many things to blog about.

I just watched Harry Potter with Zhi Wei ( sounds gay but we're not, half the conversation we had for the past couple of days were of hot chicks, hot legs and fat people that goes boinkboinkboink as well as kicking young people like football ).

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix - DA MOVIE! Sounds much more impressive when said that way, but it isn't.

10 nonsensical things on why you should not watch Harry Potter.

1.First of all, Dementors weren't scary. Rowling could write better than they can film.
2.Daniel Radcliffe is beginning to show his muscles. Damnit, Harry Potter is a snivelling 90 pound weakling, not one who looks like he can trash Dudley the pig anyday!!!!!!!!
3.I still don't think Katie Leung is hot. Emma Watson looks better. But that Luna Lovegood looks quite cute, she has a sweet voice ( and sweet hair zhi wei says )
4. At least Rupert Grint still looks like the loser Ronald Weasley is.
5. Sirius Hitam's death wasn't dramatic enough.
6. First half was really boring, second half wasn't made exciting enough.
7. Ginny seriously has no script. I keep forgetting who she is, but she's there.
8. Style has changed. Dementors are naked, and the fire communication thingy? Sirius lost his head.
9. At least Helena Bornham Carter is the right person. I liked her. She's really good at acting all crazy. ( Fight Club )
10. Order of Phoenix wasn't given much focus. Zhi Wei says the film doesn't really focus on any character, I say the film itself doesn't focus on anything. Its like they just want to get things done, like 'Alright the introduction is over lets get to the good part. Harry now go fucking kiss Cho'.. ok maybe not. The kissing scene was horrible. Shows that he can't kiss :P

Overall score : 5.5/10

Why quite low? Because the one thing they did is assume everyone already knows everything when they are watching, therefore not much explanation can be seen.

For instance, WHO THE FUCK ARE THE AURORS? Dumby just suddenly mentioned them when he confronted Tom the Marvo the Lo Riddle a.k.a. Vol the Mort a.k.a He-who-must-not-be-the-named. Out of the blues.

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I am officially an uncle! My bro has just got his new firstborn baby daughter! Her name is Jezelle. Don't ask me the pronunciation.

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I shalt not blog of INTEC. Because when I start, I am only going to put myself at risk that some students might come across what i write. Dangerous stuff you know. Like how we have potential V.Tech-shooter student-wannabes there.

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Did I blog about Transformies and Die Hard 4.0?

A brief review about them then.

Transformies - Action packed, brutal, mechanical, hot slender woman, beautiful cars, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO ATTRACT ANY NORMAL GUY????????????????

Score : 8.5

Die Hard - As the name suggest, Bruce Willis certainly goes beyond dying hard. He is practically invulnerable. All that physical abuse inflicted on his, then the verbal abuse, then all that action and bla, he still survives. And that terrorist fellow got killed when a bullet shot through Brucey? That fellow would probably star in a film called 'Die Easy'. Brucey could take that shot, but he could not take a shielded shot. HAHAHAH! What I am trying to say is, its slightly exaggerated. But hey, its worth watching.

Score : 7

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Again, I shall flame local films without having watched them. ( What else, titles lar!! )

'Love is Cinta'. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TITLE IS THAT!???????????????????????

How about..
"Shit is Tahi", followed by a sequel "Excrete is also Tahi", then a trilogy ending 'Feces and others ALSO TAHI!!'

I don't know about the story, can't flame it. But I sure can flame the lack of creativity in the titles. 'ZOMBI KAMPUNG PISANG!!!' woo scary. The name automatically turns it into a comedy.

Trailers for Rush Hour 3 looks promising. I definitely want to watch that.

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Seriously, all these Idol shit is getting out of hand. First came the American Idols. It was well received.

And we here in Bolehland, being the suckers we are, begin to implement that in EVERYTHING! High School Idol, Malaysia Idol, Fucking Idol this, fucking Idol that, fuck everything idol!

In Summit Batu Pahat today there was a 'SUMMIT IDOL' wah damn impressed. Which explains all the lala girls and lala guys coming out in full force, while me and zhi wei going round and round muttering 'fashion disaster, fashion disaster *sighs*'

Why must everyone stick to this Idol idea? I mean fuck it, be original! You tell us not to support piracy, but copying is not exactly sticking to originals is it?

Quote Professor Leslie, in the cinemas, as they were advertising Malaysia's 50th year of independence before the movie starts.

"I am feeling damn patriotic now, I am watching a movie from the West."
Zhi Wei : "hah wtf!"

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I guess that's it. The next time I might actually update is around the 10th August, that's when my next trip back to BP will be. Or I might update if i can find internet the access in Shah Alam ( seriously, the college blocks everything and monitor you closely, the nearby cyber cafe is Muslim run, and they paste all over the premise that you are being monitored when you surf the net. Talk about invasion of privacy. And there are no Starbucks nearby. )

Sayonara.