Modern Gadgets

Okay, for the second time I will be typing this post. My aunt denied closing my Firefox window, but obviously I won't be closing my blog post which I typed without saving it.

Alright. *Takes deep breath*

Today Professor Leslie shall talk about Modern Gadgets. Nowadays with the technology advancements growing at such a rapid rate, you can bet your sorry underwear that these gadgets are sprouting up like mushrooms. You can wear a belt around your waist and strap it full with gadgets like camera, phone, iPod.. etc etc.

Professor shall further elaborate on these amazing Gadgets, and give a rating for them.

Note : All ratings are with a base of 5.

Modern Handphone : - Modern Handphones are the average Joes in all the Gadgets rank. Why? Because they have every feature. Phone, SMS, MMS, camera, video, music, bluetooth, WiFi.. and the list goes on. Why Average? Because every single feature sucks. Phone feature not as useful nor cheap as house phone, camera and video quality sucks when compared with REAL cameras. Music? Not as good as iPod. The phone lags like shit fuck if you load it over half its memory, and hangs all the time. Bluetooth is like a free fortunately, but it still sucks because anybody can stalk you. WiFi is seriously not safe because anybody can hack you.
Rating : 3.5

iPod : - This invention is seriously a wonder. It is a handphone that cannot call, a camera that cannot take pictures, a club that cannot hit anything, a TV that is too small to watch anything, and it plays music. Oh and its real expensive.
Rating : 2.0

Cameras : - These babies are an essential part of life. Ever wondered why Dinosaurs died out? Because they don't have cameras. Cameras record every sweet moment of your life ( no pornos please ). Imagine a person falling down and you are acting like CAPS WOMAN and going 'HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!' God I sure would like to take a photo or record it down. Imagine WTF WEI apprehending robbers? That would be great for camera shots. Or imagine some hot girl is walking down the street.
Rating : 4.0

Laptops/Notebooks : - Seriously, these are the worry gadgets. They cost a lot. And they are heavy even though they can be lugged around. You worry about theft, you worry you might drop it, you worry you might spill coffee over it, you worry your son surfs porno over it, you worry kena hack, you worry got virus, you worry shit. Conclusion is, you get a computer everywhere you might possibly go.
Rating : 2.5

Thumb Drives : - These seriously are useful toys. I mean, a portable 2 GB in your hands literally. You can load all sorts of stuff in it, and never worry as long as you still have it. But beware when going to toilets. You might wonder why you shit suddenly so erect. And then you realize it. The horror.
Rating : 3.0

Walkie-Talkies : - These babes are seriously a wonder. What other gadgets allow you to send spoken text messages? The only downside is that they are HUGE, and expensive. But otherwise this device comes in especially useful. Imagine a superhero fighting crime with a W-T. A damsel is being threatened by a lecher and his dog. The superhero ( imagine WTF Wei coming to the rescue ) jumps in after receiving the call via his W-T. He pokes the man in the eye with the antennae of the W-T and whacks the dog with the hard body of the W-T. After the villians are defeated he cracks open a crab's pincers and extract the flesh for the maiden. He would then continue to fight crime, but he is out of range and therefore cannot receive call for help. So he lives happily ever after with the maiden.
Rating : 3.75

Playstation Portable ( PSP ) : - These guys are way cool. What better thing than to have a PS at your disposal every single moment? It is basically a handphone. A better version of Nokia Ngage that cannot call and cannot send messages. Other than that everything is still the same.
Rating : 2.5

Playstation ( And anything similiar ) : These kids are way better than computers in playing games man.. And way much cheaper too!
Rating : 4.25

I guess that's all the gadgets I can think of for now. Tell me more gadgets, once enough I shall make another post like this?