Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Toilets

Don't we all love toilets? They rock!

Firstly, because as my principal puts it.. the toilet is full of djinns. Anyone who frequents it is in cahooooots with them and therefore are evil. Then he starts going on about crabs and biscuits. Haha, I can imagine the *wtf* look on your face. My principal only knows 3 'peribahasa's. 'Bagai ketam mengajar anaknya berjalan tegak', 'macam biskut lemau' and one more is... crap I can't remember.

My School's toilet is seriously the most screwed up place. All talks about an AJK R & R has been flushed down the toilet. They are just not functioning. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO MAINTAIN A TOILET THAT BREAKS DOWN EVERY OTHER DAY???? Partly, its also because the students don't fuck enough, that's why they are full of shit. Then they break the toilet.

So.. initially, saw a dramatic improvement. Doors have lock ( AT LAST! But doesn't last ), can flush, pipes functioning, sinks unclogged and slippers provided.

Now, door locks can lock but door still opens anyway, pipes flow non stop, sinks clogged, and half the slippers are missing ( and its all the left side one. So we started with 5 pairs each toilet, now we have 5 of the right side ).

And this is the best part.

On blok H, there is this toilet. Stinks like hell like others. Pipes cannot off. Sinks clogged. Everytime banjir.

But here's the funny part. There are two toilet cubicles side by side.

One cannot flush.

The other cannot stop flushing.

WELL DONE MR PRINCIPAL! At least its different from before now xD

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