I am such a lucky dude

Sila taip Nombor Kad Pengenalan anda..

*type type*

Tekan 'cari'

*click on 'cari'*

Sila tunggu....

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Cannot connect to server, please try again later.

Wtf.

*replay scene 1-5*

Took me half an hour to check my 'status peserta' :/

And then..


Sila tunggu..


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TAHNIAH! ANDA TELAH TERPILIH UNTUK MENYERTAI PROGRAM LATIHAN KHIDMAT NEGARA!!!

And I go like.. WHAT THE FUCK!@#????? *SMASH MONITOR SCREEN*

Initially, I checked. No. KP tidak daoat dicari. I sms-ed. KN *my IC* tidak terpilih. And now?? I re-checked via Internet and they tell me tahniah. Screwed up system =/ Malaysia Boleh indeed..

And then?? To spice things up.. I ponteng-ed school today. Had some sort of Hari Kecemerlangan Kokurikulum.. half the teachers involved, no prefect duties, no teachers to teach, what for I go??

*yesh baby, can sleep late, can eat roti canai for breakfast*

And in the end? I woke up with a FEVER. HOLY SHIT NOW I HAVE A VALID EXCUSE FOR NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!!!!! Spoils the fun of playing truant >.<

Sheesh, I gotta be the luckiest guy.. who has ever heard of a guy who gets sick when he doesn't go to school? I gotta be a mutant man..

Sucks.. :S