English Carnival 2006 in Johor Bahru

First and foremost, I found that being team manager for the 13 people who went to JB to represent Batu Pahat in the English Carnival was.. heavenly shit ( in chinese, is 'tien shi', also meaning 'Angel' lol.. ) Anyway, it sucked a bit, but it was fun! Imagine! 13 people! My lucky number!

Sucked a bit because we had to share rooms, the under 15 scrabble were a bit too mischevious, and we we bloody lost the scrabble and public speaking. But we won debate! And then there is the case of the sudden addiction to sushi and Listerine Pocket Packs®.

Anyway, first topic. Room sharing. Under 18 team for scrabble includes me, Chong Wei Ming and Daniel Chow. We had to share a bed, a double bed for couples in fact. Three guys in one double bed. I would rather have my potato beside me anytime than those guys. I won't even mind if its a single bed if its my potato with me LoL ( sick joke ). Sleeping position, me on the left, Danny in the middle, and Chong on the right. Danny had the nerve to sleep in the shape of an 'S'. Don't ask me how, but skinny people seems to be able to do it. He freaking took up three quarters of the bed from the middle, and leaves 1/8 for Chong and me on both sides.

Anyway, I watched and photographed the debate finals in SMK Seri Perling. Zhi Wei's camera couldn't zoom in that far, and I couldn't get close enough, so the pictures turned out... erm.. not so nice. But thanks to my skills, at least they weren't blurred. The best part was, after we won, Joshua hasn't arrived. He lost in public speaking and was the reserve for the debate team. So, yours truly went up and received the trophy from Puan Sallina, the head of cocurriculum ( or was it curriculum? ) of Johor.

From left, Mr. Diva ( or we call him Mr D ), Zhi Wei, Shahrizan, Me with that stupid dumbass smile, Madam Suzy, some Indian Lady, Puan Sallina, Puan Rosiah, Shafique Dassila and Bryan Boo. That practically spells out the philosophers except Joshua isn't there. Smile for the camera guys!!

Anyway, after being an impostor, it is time to describe the juicier part.

First and foremost, we philosophers have a new philosopher. That makes it seven in our group. He is Daniel Chow! The squirrels and Apples conspiracy. Remember our philosophy?

Penguins don't eat potatoes®™®®™™™®®®®©©©©©. And they can't fly. Why? Because they don't eat potatoes, which gives them the energy to fly! And why don't penguins don't eat potatoes? Because the squirrels are eating them. Why are the squirrels eating potatoes? Because McDonalds™ are using the apples to make apple pies. That is why penguins don't eat potatoes!

Damn cool lar. We seem to be influencing more and more people. Umair actually could write a page full of essay about Penguins not eating Potatoes during his "Gerak Gempur Mathemathics". I read it, and it was.. senseless. Just what we are looking for, perfect Umair!

Anyway, we invaded KFC™ the night before the debate finals. That is.. Monday 24th April 2006. Spent close to RM200 accumulatively. And took some close to orgasmic pictures. Below are some.

This is just a cool picture. I ripped it from Zhi Wei's blog, but then who cares? Its just a cool picture of Zhi Wei there, getting enlightened from nonsensicalness.

Anyway, seems that he took it in his hotel room. Room 206.


This is an even cooler picture. Zhi Wei looks like he was having an orgasm. Daniel looks as though he was going to suck the chilli sauce from the bottle just like that.

Damn cool right?




This is probably the coolest picture. Because I am in. And Zhi Wei's facial expression looks like.. oh my god.. He's high on.. nicotine?

And for your information, that's me drinking chilli sauce using a straw. I know, damn cool right? I just love the Thai chilli sauce served in KFC™. That is one of the reasons I prefer KFC™ to McD™.



And now, observe the great me eating a chicken wing like a fire-eater. It's Hot and Spicy chicken™ wing by the way.


In It goes!


Out it comes!

Taa-daa! Bone left! Cool eh? Now for some at least decent pictures.

That's Zhi Wei and Me if you still do not know us. The two famous guys who confuses everyone we see.

Guys in red are the scrabble under 18 team for Batu Pahat. The other suckers are the Under 15 team for Batu Pahat. All from HSBP. From left, Chong Wei Ming, the Great Me, Danny Boy, Chern Jin, Bloody Cho and Chee Seng.

I guess that's it for pictures. A little side details to go and that's it for this lenghty post.

Ate seafood with my dearest dear sister in JB. Saw an oyster the size of my computer monitor. 100g RM28.00. TWENTY EIGHT BUCKS FOR A HUNDRED GRAMMES!? That freaking oyster alone is at least 700g!

Apparently Shafique and Shahrizan never saw sushi before in their lives. I bought a value set meal sushi using my sister's money and offered them. They never saw before omg. Shahrizan tentatively reached out for the most expensive piece of all, the Tako ( octopus ) took one small bite and refused to eat any further. WTF!? Shafique took the second most expensive piece, the Salmon fish with rice, ate the rice and took a small bite of the salmon and refused to eat it any further. WTF!????? Talk about wasting.

That's all I suppose ;)

Going JB tomorrow!

Well, so far so good. We High School Batu Pahat-ians ( HSBP, or more widely known as Hantu Setan Batu Pahat ) English Language Society managed to emerge as the champion for three out of four major english competitions, namely Parliamentary Style Debate, Public Speaking and Scrabble. Yeah, we lost drama. Anyway, girls are better at being drama queens :P

We are going off to JB to represent Batu Pahat in the States level for all three. For Debate, we are certain that we can get into nationals again. For Public Speaking, Joshua appears to be quite good at what he is doing. For Scrabble, all we hope for is getting into the second round. Leaving after the first round is just plain embarassing! Of course, if a miracle happens and our hands happen to be the 'Hand of God' where every seven tiles can form a 'bingo' to us, then its a different matter lar...

The squad will consist of thirteen people. Five debaters ( include Joshua, our public speaker ) six scrabblers ( include me ) and two camera crew. I wonder what possessed teacher to elect me as the captain for the entire crew, but somehow I now find myself with another mantle of responsibility. Of course, if one of the crew magically loses his limbs, I am not responsible for it XD

Wish us luck ;) Will be back on Tuesday.

Philosophers Found and Lost

It was a drama that left everyone confused and traumatised. Following a tip off from a citizen reporter who did not like our philosophers, Mr Godomofo, the police conducted a raid at all nearby supermarkets and grocery store that sells potatoes for the six escaped inmates from a mental hospital.

Mr Godomofo, who declares himself as a Top Student of his school, felt a stab of jealousy as he could not outmatch the cunning of Lee Zhi Wei, mastermind behind the Penguins-Don't-Eat-Potatoes Philosophy. All the raids were fruitless, and Mr Godomofo was found to be with excessive-braggart syndrome, and was promptly sent to the mental hospital.

The police, bewildered at such a prankster was very angry. Mr Penguin Little has expressed his disappointment in such citizens who would play his officers as fools and warned would be pranksters to keep their toe in line, or they could face ten years in jail eating nothing but potatoes and wearing a penguin costume.

Before Mr Godomofo was put behind bars, he yelled an address that he said will lead to the six inmates. The officers, after much consideration decided to raid the address given.

66, Jalan Kentang 6, Taman Kentang dan Penguin, Penguin Darul Kentang.

It appeared that such an address did not exist, as all the officers could find was a potato farm in the middle of Antartic ( or Arctic wherever the penguins live ). A discovery of a potato farm in the middle of penguin habitats could point that the theory of the two well liked philosophers wrong, until officials found thatt the potatoes were planted by PENGUINS.

According to the penguin potato farmer, it said that the potato yields are used to appease the polar bears that haunt the region and occasionally devour a penguin. When interviewed, the polar bears refused to comment, but added that potatoes and penguins don't go down well together.

A penguin was able to point to the location of the philosophers after much bribery, and the officers arrived minutes later in Malaysia at the said location.

As the officers arrived in three cars and promptly surrounded the place, citizens were amazed and began crowding around. Apparently, they had not seen officers wearing potatoes like garlic to ward off vampires, only the potatoes were meant to show support to the philosophers, or to ward off their ununderstandable philosophy, nobody knows.

As a chief officer stationed his men, armed with Pizza Hut knives and Pizza scoopers, he yelled at them to come out and drop their weapons and offer no resistance. When the door opened, half the force fled.

It was Mr Eugene Tong who was harboring the fleeing philosophers. It was deemed a fact that he just woke up from his slumber, and doctors diagnosed severe overdose of potatoes that is the cause for his zombie appearance. The officers were shaken that the philosophers had such handsome friends, but half were unfazed. They stood ground and threatened to pelt rotten potatoes at the philosophers.

Mr Eugene was heard arguing with the chief officer, him insisting that he did not have any guests with him. But as officers stormed the place, they were greeted by a surprise of the century.

It was Mr Tong's pet cat, Potatic. Though it sounds suspiciously like 'pathetic', Mr Tong insisted that his cat's name was Potatic. By then, three quarter of the force had surrendered and left for jobs safer and more peaceful.

Though Potatic offered no resistance, the chief officer still put fourty officers to guard the cat, in case it suddenly springs up and spews potatoes everywhere.

Inside the house, the officers found their quarry, six of the inmates were inside. Ng Leslie appeared rather agitated, and Lee Zhi Wei was extremely excited. It appeared that Joshua Teng, the youngest of the six, had just successfully preached to a mass about their philosophy, Penguins don't eat potatoes.


The photo shows Joshua Teng, as he was preaching to the mass about their philosophy. He has successfully made countless number of girls swoon over him, and left many men confused.

Surprisingly, the officers managed to haul the six inmates into the van and ferried them off without any fight. Mr Penguin Little expressed surprise at the lack of resistance, and offered his view on why.

"I suppose it is because they find resistance is futile. I was expecting a fierce fight that involves use of potatoes, knives, scoopers, suicide penguin bombers, missles, guns and weapons of mass distraction." He said. As the six inmates were shown the door to the van, the crowd expressed disappointment at the capture of the popular but elusive inmates. Mr Tong was promptly sent for a barber, then a facial expert, then a doctor, and finally to the rehabilitation centre, where he will recover from the potatoes he ate the past ten days. Experts have found that Mr Tong is immune to the Bird Flu virus, and suspects that it is highly possible that potatoes had a tuber in this.

His cat, Potatic however, was sent to the penguins' potato farm, despite protests by the penguins.

As they were boarding the van, Joshua Teng managed to produce a microphone out from his hair and announced "It is not over yet! For Penguins still do not eat Potatoes! And now, I shall inform the world that Geese don't eat Tomatoes!"

That produced a cheer from the crowd, and before long the inmates were successfully placed back to their homes instead of the mental hospital, as Mr Godomofo had killed the other mental patients with his bragging power, thus reserving the entire building for his personal use.

A Happy ending, or shall we witness a new drama unfold when the philosophers unveil what is behind the new sentence "Geese don't eat Tomatoes!". Click on the "comment" link below to offer your opinions.

Report by : Ng Leslie


Disclaimer : Again, this is for entertainment. Names used are reserved, and no animals were harmed or fed ecstacy or potatoes during the story.

The New Cultural and Philosophical Domination

Penguins don't eat Potatoes.

Report By : Ng Leslie

Apparently, after the six inmates escaped from a local mental hospital, their influence is somehow underestimated. Currently, their new idealogy is so widely received that many people are going arounf and saying 'Penguins don't eat Potatoes' at every opportunity.

Mr. Penguin Little, the officer in charge of recapturing the two leaders of the mad patients,Lee Zhi Wei and Ng Leslie, said that even his officers are influenced by them.

"Yes, it is a very serious matter indeed. Imagine a Private reporting to me and saying 'Sir! We have lost track of the two infamous duo! By the way, did you realize that Penguins Don't eat Potatoes?' It is kind of annoying and pointless, and I am very certain once we get hold of the two psychotic priests, they will be put behind bars instead of the mental hospital." He said when interviewed.

No information has been received by the officials regarding the infamous duo, even though they were seen strutting around town saying 'Penguins don't eat Potatoes'. Apparently the public liked the duo so much that, they started swearing at the officials and refused to cooperate and reveal their whereabouts. The duo were even seen in schools, competition venues and Pizza Hut. The other four of this serious conspiracy, Joshua Teng, Bryan Boo, Shafique Dassila and Shahrizan Syawal remains unknown as they disappeared without a trace, but rumours pointed that they are with the duo.

The photo, showing Bryan Boo and Shahrizan Syawal, which was found circulating among mobile phone users pointed that they are promoting tabasco, a condiment used in Pizza Hut. This led Mr Penguin Little to suspect that these two are introducing a new belief of their own, which he labeled it as 'Tabascoism'. Though the two have not begun spreading 'tabascoism', people are consuming them the way Bryan Boo does now, that is, half the bottle on a single piece of pizza. Bryan Boo and Shahrizan Syawal did not name their influence 'Tabascoism', in fact, it is unknown what they call it as they could not be reached for comments because their whereabouts are still unknown. Shafique Dassila and Joshua Teng has yet to be seen with a conspiracy of their own, as the six inmates are believed to work in twos now, each introducing their own philosophies. Mr Penguin Little has further commented that, left alone, Lee Zhi Wei and Ng Leslie can confuse even more people and stop Bird Flu from spreading. On the other hand, Bryan Boo and Shahrizan Syawal can somehow find a cure for SARS using Tabasco if left long enough to conduct their research.

Local Pizza Hut outlets also reported a sudden surge in business and knife thefts. The public seemed to embrace the knife Ng Leslie stole from Pizza Hut as his holy scepter of some sorts and tried to look threatening, but most just made people burst in laughter with their own stupid looks. Employees of Pizza Hut were also involved in the stealing of their own knives, and the manager of a local branch, Mr Potato Masher, commented that he had actually dismissed more employees in one month for stealing than the entire 25 years he had worked as a manager.

The situation is extremely worrying, and even the politicians are seen holding knives in Parliament debates and meetings. The Prime Minister and Chief Police has yet to give a comment regarding this issue.

The public has mixed feelings regarding this matter. After a survey of 2500 candidates were made, 18 out of 20 were happy with the new pointless idealogy, and that worshipping pointlessness could very well be the turning point of their life. 1 out of 20 is unsure, and the other 1 out of 20 is confused.

It has been unnoticed that Lee Zhi Wei, the mastermind behind this conspiracy was actually holding a Pizza Pan scooper. Pizza Hut, upon discovering this, has made an immediate move of keeping all its scoopers in a safety box and replacing the scoopers with forks for dishing pizzas. However, Mr Potato Masher has pointed out that such a desperate measure will not work, as their own employees were keen on stealing the so called Holy Scepter now.



Manufacturers of the 'Holy Scepter' has tripled their productions of scoopers and knives, and still fall short in demand.

Will this be a case similiar to the movie, 'Fight Club'? Had the duo unwittingly created a monster when everybody embraced their philosophy? Please click the 'comment' link underneath and tell us your opinions on regarding this issue.








Disclaimer : This is entirely fictional and all the names of people and company used, if existed like Pizza Hut are reserved. This is only meant for the entertainment of yourself, but if you choose to embrace 'Penguins-don't-eat-potatoeism', that is your own religion.

Penguins don't eat potatoes

Did you know that Penguins don't eat potatoes? It's true! They don't eat potatoes! This is the philosophy zhi wei and I made up to confuse you all. The origin of this philosophy, only zhi wei, aisyah and me know. Though aisyah still appears to be confused but whatever, I shall not talk of the past.

Did you know that to fly we need energy? You do? Good! And because Penguins don't eat potatoes, they don't have the energy! That is why Penguins cannot fly!

What is that? I eat potatoes but I cannot fly? EXACTLY! THAT IS BECAUSE I AM NOT A PENGUIN THAT EATS POTATOES!

Anyway, went to Pizza Hut today, 11th April 2006, Tuesday to celebrate our victory in debate, championing Batu Pahat once again to go to the state level Parliamentary style debate.

Top left : Me, Bryan, Zhi Wei
Bottom left : Shafique, Shahrizan and Joshua

Anyway, we made a lot of conspiracies and useless nonsensical chattering during the 'Victory Feast'. The feast started at 1 o clock, and the esteemed 3rd speaker, Bryan, had the courtesy to come at 2.06pm. 66 minutes late! By then we already finished off three pizzas and left 5 slices for him, with a salad, two cups of coke and a bowl of soup. He ordered an ice cream. I glared at him threateningly and said 'FINISH EVERYTHING OR YOU WILL NOT STEP OUT OF HERE ALIVE'

Anyway, plans for tomorrow's trip to Kota Tinggi somehow included me in. So, what the heck, how lucky am I to be able to go yeaaaa~~

And oh yeah, ending note. I just received a report from Tanjung Rambutan. This was not reported in the newspaper, but it happened yeah. Six inmates escaped. Surprised? Anyway, here is the picture of them. I hope everyone who sees them give me a call, identify yourself with your IC number and tell me where you saw them. My number is below. Read on.


Below are the two most dangerous among the six.



Lee Zhi Wei is believed to be the mastermind behind the Penguins-Don't-Eat-Potatoes conspiracy that left many confused and puzzled. Ng Leslie, the guy on the right, is the famous collaborator with Lee Zhi Wei. Together, they have successfully confused hell lots of people with their theory, leaving many speechless and unable to produce a sound argument. Ng Leslie also goes around with a Pizza-Hut knife, which he stole from a local PizzaHut and manage to look somehow threatening with that sorry excuse for a knife.

"Don't follow, Or I will eat your pizzas" Officials quoted Lee Zhi Wei as he ran off, leaving the authorities scratching their heads over the threat. On the other hand, Ng Leslie was heard to say "Do not tail us, let us go free before the Penguins eat potatoes and fly!" On their word, the officers hot in pursuit got so confused that they gave up halfway.

The chief officer in charge of recapturing these two fugitives, Mr Penguin Little, has offered a reward of two eight sliced Hawaiian Supreme pizza, paid by the captor to the captor that manages to return these two fugitives. He also offered the knife Ng Leslie was holding as a trophy for whoever that manages to nab the notorious duo.

He also warned the public that left out free for two long, they could spread their philosophy and somehow stop Bird Flu from spreading. "Such dangerous people must be kept behind bars! They are brilliant but twisted!" He told reporters during the press conference.

Whoever has spotted any of the duo, be careful and do not attempt to take on them alone. They could turn your brain into pizza or potato, depending on your choice. Any information leading to these duo will be very much appreciated, but please, no prank calls. Or you will have bad sex for your entire life.

Please call 012-7700978 for Mr Ng Leslie regarding information to the above mentioned fugitive duo. Identify yourself together with your Identity card number, and send RM50 for a meal at Pizza Hut when given an address, then give the whereabouts of the two infamous duo.

Report by : Ng Leslie

The World at a Glance

One fine day, an alien spaceship just landed on its home planet, !@#&%!&@#$???. A native alien reported what it had spied to their leader.

Leader : !@#*($^!@*#^
Alien : !@*#^*!$$*#@^*%

Oh sorry.. here's the translation.

Leader : Report what you have spied of Earth
Alien : Here goes.

1. People are obsessed about love. They speak of everlasting love, worship this love, talk of that love, promise of undying love, yet when they see another man lying on the floor wounded or weak from starvation, all they did was say 'Fuck' and get lost without helping.

2. People are vain. They spend a lot on their appearance. Leaders might need appearance, but local people who don't have need for looks, say, a Chinese businessman who runs a grocery shop is as handsome as Brad Pitt ( ok, he is just an example, may not be handsome to everybody. let's just say he looks good ). The same man has skin smoother than a woman's, hands more delicate than a delicate hand, and just acts so gentle. Out of place. So out of place.

3. Their leaders are power hungry crazed people. They rant on endlessly about world peace, but they bomb each other given half an opportunity. Politics seem to overcome passion for life.

4. People are almost without a mind of their own. The moment a bright individual starts something new, a novelty, expect the world to mimic him within two weeks. Then, he creator is forgotten.

5. There appear to be so many experts in so many fields. They report of useless stuff everyday and try to look wise and erudite, while what they are doing plays no significant in people's life. ( example would be the health reports. One moment this expert say that eating soy is good for health, with no ill effects, another pops up and says soy causes cancer, another comes up saying soy is good for health, but over a long time will cause erectile dysfunction in man, and another pops up and say soy is bad with no sign of goodness, and another comes up and says soy causes mutation and so on. But does that change anything? Some people eat soy, some people don't eat, and they all die )

6. Hypocrisy is a widely and well practised art

7. People are addicted to sex and porn. And they behave so differently towards this topic. Westerners are very open about it, SOME just go around and approach people and ask *want to fuck?*. And then the Chinese will stand up and say Westerners are doing it so wrongly and begin by saying that wrong sexual position practised by Westerners cause health problems as it disrupts which nerve which nerve. Westerners counter by saying 'We have antibiotics don't worry'. Japanese stands up and say 'We have made a machine to solve that problem'. Indian sits down, keeps quiet and does it the most.

8. People are strange. Women demand gender equality. Men, who had been the dominant gender, had to yield after much protests and demonstration by the womenfolk. After some period, men face extinction of manliness. Chivalry is dead. Women suffer as well, as they demand manliness in the man they want. More sissies are born everyday, spoilt by their parents and cannot take suffering ( like me, but considering my position, that appears to be fairly good already ) Men squeal now. More women remaining single. Strange strange indeed.

9. Money is the most important factor in everything. Just give money, and they swear undying fealty to you. As long as you still have money to give them.

10. People are being educated into a stereotyped style of thinking. Many are brainwashed into thinking that the perfect life is study hard from the age of 3 to 25, slog guts out to earn money while having as little babies yet as much sex as possible from 23 to 60, then get mistreated by kids until they die after retirement. This is the trend of the world now. Yet true knowledge doesn't exist.

11. People are touchy about religion. They yell 'racism' at every quarter of opportunity given, even at the slightest hint of religious issues touched. That will be followed by a heated argument, then open feelings of anger from one religion to another. Who can say which is right and which is wrong? Because that is unanswerable, violence became the answer.

12. People are power obsessed. Nothing changes a human like power. Yet they fear death. Power no longer means duty. It means luxury and the perfect excuse to order people to serve their every whim.

13. People talk of advancements. But to what direction is unclear. They want to excel in technology and knowledge, yet they don't know how vast the space is, or where God is. They just want to advance for their own pleasure. Never once have they looked back down at the soil they are standing on, how much destruction they have caused in their fervor and greed in a rampage for advancements. THEN they start campaigning to save the Earth, while the other half finds it fun to go against the activists and continues killing animals and driving them to extinction while destroying as much forests as they could in the meantime. Many people feel life meaningless, suicide and murder not uncommon. Neither is violence.

Conclusion. We don't have to conquer Earth as it is not worth it. They will destroy themselves sooner or later.

Leader : You have done well.

I am not saying I am so wise or things like that. It's just that these kind of stuff just makes me feel.. aaah.. sien. The world is going to the dogs, literally. Just saw it in the news today. The Chinese have a new trend. After their pet died, the pet will be worshipped in the same fashion as they would worship their late ancestors. Hell notes for dead dogs? Go figure. If they have money, why not help out other countries that are so poor that a month's salary for a man is worth two eggs or a carton of milk, but no, political issues, there are limits to what a country can do for others, and there are records, paperwork and so on that hampers every attempt to help. Then people just say 'FUCK IT I AM NOT HELPING IF IT TAKES SO MUCH FUSS'

Ain't it true? I have many questions unanswered, and I need answers.

Death and Other useless matters

Recently, I have been seeing myself dead. Literally. I wonder does it mean 'staring at your own death'? It frightens me seriously. I keep on imagining myself a dead guy, sometimes without realizing I was thinking of that. Is that a sign I am going to die soon? Well, whatever. I have always been curious as to where does the ethereal body of a human go after it is separated from its corporeal form. Maybe.. well never mind. My life is flashing before my very eyes.

And well, this is a totally unrelated matter. My mini exam. I sucked badly, and got shot several times by my moral teacher. I got lowest, except for another guy who handed up an empty paper. Teacher asked for everyone's goal in SPM for moral paper, I put there '85' she took a heavy shotgun and placed two big holes in my head. "Last year end year exam get 63, now mini get 55, it's going down and you tell me you want to get 85 in SPM?"

Anyway, here's my results. I got the first 7 subjects first, then only the three bottom subjects. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

BM - 86
BI - 80
MM - 82
MT - 84
Sej - 88
Fiz - 97
EST - 97
BIO - 58
PM - 55
Kim - 68

See what I mean? 80,80,80,80,80,90,90 *pop* 50 *pop* 50 *pop 60. Seriously, this si a conspiracy of higher level.

Anyway, at the recommendation of Zhi Wei, I downloaded Big Fish from bitcomet and watched it. Freaking bloody hell good movie. Not your usual action packed movies, but a meaningful and worth watching. I must have the book. I should think everyone should watch it, and then listen to 'How I Go' by Yellowcard.

How I Go

I could tell you the wildest of tales
My friend the giant and traveling sales
Tell you all the times that I failed
The years all behind me
The stories exhaled.
And I'm drying out
Crying out
This isn't how I go

I could tell you of a man not so tall
Who said life's a circus and so we are small
Tell you of a girl that I saw
I froze in the moment and she changed it all

And I'm drying out
Crying out
This isn't how I go
Hurry now
Lay me down
And let these waters flow
Flow...

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be
But every story I have told is part of me

And you keep the air in my lungs
Floating along as a melody comes
And my heart beats like timpani drums
Keeping the time while a symphony strums
And I'm drying out
Crying out
This isn't how I go
Hurry now
Lay me down
And let these waters flow...
Flow....
Let it flow
Let it flow

Son I am not everything you thought that I would be
But every story I have told is part of me
Son I leave you now but you have so much more to do
And every story I have told is part of you

Yeah I know, Zhi Wei shut the hell up.

I so want to kill myself

I really do feel like killing myself. Why? Because of stupid reasons.

1. I got freaking 55 in Moral test this time. While others got 100, and Mofo trying to hint how 'if he didn't get that one question wrong, he can get 100' and me and zhi wei continuing for the whole day 'If i didn't wrong any of the questions that i wrong, I can get 100 for every subject'
2. I am so freaked out by zhi wei

Aaaah, but seriously those are trivial matters. This is the main reason.

Today is wednesday. I have double tuition. Chemistry, followed by add maths. Guess where I went? I thought it was Thursday. I went to Physics tuition. When I entered the class, I was surprised. Why the hell so many people? DAMN Isn't that guy a form 4 guy from my school? OH F*CK! WRONG DAY! Kena boo like hell and laughed by the whole class. Then had to walk 1km to my real tuition centre. Ultimate humiliation.. xia xuey.. pai seh kar.. wah lao.. And to top it off, I went to Chemistry tuition bringing my physics file, my physics book and no chemistry stuff at all. Wah kao.. don't know how to go to school and face my form 4 juniors.

Debate semi finals tomorrow. I am chairing again. Hope I don't mess up again, teachers sure like to go like 'You have done well, it's almost perfect except the part where you messed up' danm embarassing. I seem to have more embarassing moments than other people added up together.

Haha, right now going for Add maths tuition. Hope I don't end up at the wrong place again ;)